Weddingbee Blog

I was out and about trying to finish up my Christmas shopping when I popped into Victoria’s Secret. I had a $10 promotional gift card, which they seem to send me every other week, and I figured I’d just grab something for $10 or $12, like some lipstick or a bottle of lotion, and use the discount card to get a deal.

I browsed the store and checked out their sales, but came to a dead stop when I found these:

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Cute, right? And at a retail price of $16, I snatched up a cute pink pair that says “Kiss the Bride” and walked out having spent only $6.

With a pair of underwear that clearly says “Bride” on it, there should be no confusion about my role on the wedding day. Right. Like anyone will see these in action on the day we get married, outside of Mr. Deviled Egg, of course. (And, if he knows what’s good for him, he will never be confused about who is his wife!) Maybe I just wasted $6 to plaster words on my soon-to-be-married rear that state the obvious. Wow! Sometimes I am such a sucker for novelty wedding items, especially when they can be purchased at a discount.

But, a wedding is only one day and this will be the only day I can legitimately get away with wearing bride panties. And just in case I leave the restroom with layers of tulle tucked into areas where they shouldn’t be or I have some sort of freak accident during the electric slide and my derriere is exposed, that ever important “Bride” in all of its glittery, pink glory will be stretched across my hind end for all to see. Good to know I’ll have that detail taken care of. That’s right. We haven’t found a DJ or booked our honeymoon yet, but what I’ll be wearing to cover my butt is, well, covered.

Are you planning on broadcasting your bridal status across your bottom on your wedding day?