I guess it’s safe to say that I’m feeling a time squeeze right now, especially since this is the number staring back at me on my super-duper, 100-day wedding countdown desk calendar from The Knot:

Yep, 89 days to go and I have so much stuff to do!
But today, I didn’t get too involved in thinking about all the tasks I need to complete. Instead, my thoughts turned to this question: Who will be there for me in my time of need?
Sure, my bladder may have a fairly higher-than-average capacity, as I’ve been able to go through an entire nine-hour workday without visiting the john. But with eating and drinking occupying a few mandatory spots in my day-of timeline, my need for a royal flush will probably kick in just before the ceremony and again towards the end of the reception. So, who’s going to be there to help a girl out?
Dear lovely bridesmaids:
Thank you for accepting the invitation to play such an important part in our wedding day. There is no other group of women I would want standing next to me as I pledge my eternal love to my wonderful husband-to-be. The dresses we’ve selected will look fabulous on you, and with hair and makeup just right, you will be one drop-dead gorgeous group of hotties. (I’m sure your husbands will agree!)
I appreciate your willingness to help me as needed with various tasks for the wedding, so asking you to assist me when nature calls isn’t out of line, is it? I recall helping at least one of you in a similar situation, and I’m guessing you’ve all been there before.
When the moment comes, I know that the humiliation of being squeezed into a stall with all of you (or as many needed/will fit) will make for some long-lasting and embarrassing memories. I’m so glad I’ll have all of you there with me to share in the experience (and to pass the TP!).
Sincerely yours,
Miss Deviled Egg
Surely I’m not the only one to give this very important, but often forgotten detail some thought. Who was/will be there for you?
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