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Mrs. D'orsay, Baltimore/Lancaster UK Age and Occupation: 24, nonprofit communications Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, Web site developer and designer; co-owner of men's skincare shop Engagement Date: August 10, 2008 Wedding Date: August, 2009 Venue: Oakland Manor About Me: I'm a Maryland raised environmental policy wonk/activist/organizer and communications aficionado. In the past year I've lived in Baltimore, MD, Tucson, AZ, Miami, FL and Lancaster, England. In my not so spare time I enjoy planning trips with Mr. D' Orsay, visiting friends and family and crafting like a mo-fo. I also enjoy modern dance classes, rugby and soccer but have been banned by my mother, MOHs, and Mr. D' Orsay from playing till after the wedding. I have an unnatural addiction to cheese and shoes, but love Mr. D' Orsay more than either and can't wait to become Mrs. D' Orsay!
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STFU Marrieds

March 31st, 2009 @ 5:45 pm by Mrs. D'orsay

STFU, Marrieds is a site where couple’s Facebook friends screen shot their pages and send them to this site. Most of the pics are of couples using Facebook to communicate with each other and publicly post on each others walls, etc.

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I’m not gonna lie, I find some of the posts funny. Everyone has their own PDA boundaries, and mine include Facebook.

Honestly, profile names like the one above, and couples that have a joint account (JoshandJane) confuse me. Do they really have all the same friends? Are they a singular, exclusive unit?

If someone just bought a house or it’s their wedding day. I think that’s a fair status update, but I’m sure everyone has seen friends that are part of a couple that leave tons of messages on each others walls, or give constant status updates. But to me, isn’t that what Gchat or email is for?

Do you and your fiance have “digital boundaries”? What do you think of the site?

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36 Responses to “STFU Marrieds”

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Miss Burgundy
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Miss Burgundy (message)  1,426 posts, Bumble bee

I’m actually ok with couples having a joint account, but this is probably due to the fact that my FI doesn’t have a facebook and so most of our mutual friends just post messages to him on my account. Seriously though, too much mushy stuff totally warrants mockery!

 
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FutureMrsMorgan

Whoa…very wierd…

 
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EAQ219
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EAQ219 (message)  1,448 posts, Bumble bee

HAHAHA! This is really funny. Oh gosh, I hope I’m not like that. I don’t think I am…am I? I definitely think there is a line when it comes to publicly declaring your love for your SO. Especially when it comes to the internet/fbook/myspace/twitter, etc. It’s like, I’m glad you’re “SOoOoOoO happy !!11!! woo woo” and all that jazz, but there comes a time when no one cares. I might have to bookmark this site!

 
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El Capataz
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El Capataz (message)  294 posts, Helper bee

Brangelina anyone? ; )

 
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bloo
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bloo (message)  72 posts, Worker bee

wow. mushiness! :)

 
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June Bug (message)  372 posts, Helper bee

This is an interesting topic! I know I’ll occasionally post an “I miss my FI, am very in love with my FI, is blessed to have my FI” etc., but, generally, if I’m feeling that way, I tend to just tell him. I have definitely had friend who I’ve wished would get a room…er, IM box.

 
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september wedding
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september wedding (message)  113 posts, Blushing bee

This web site is hilarious. There’s also a STFU Parents.

 
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lou

Wow, Mary’s an idiot. Hope Josh dumps her.

(Ok a bit harsh, but … seriously?!!)

 
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JennyBryde
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JennyBryde (message)  1,168 posts, Bumble bee

Too much. I am kinda siding with evil lou above here…

Seriously though, I think in the cyberworld, you need to not set yourself up for ridicule because obviously, it can come back to bite you…

 
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Golden139
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Golden139 (message)  1,768 posts, Buzzing bee

Yeeeaaah…that might be taking it a step too far ;) I definitely don’t think me and my guy take it to that level on facebook (at least I hope not!).

That site does seem a little mean-spirited though… What if the “lovey-dovey” couple found themselves on the site unknowingly. Could cause some major hurt feelings unless they have a good sense of humor!

 
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jennred782
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jennred782 (message)  355 posts, Helper bee

That is just obnoxious it is like couples who are constantly texting each other all the time. Also the mood says in luv with josh. Well I would hope so otherwise you wouldn’t be with him. I wonder how Josh feels about that. It just seems sort of jr high/high school.

 
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Miss Joey (message)  1,031 posts, Bumble bee

Mr. Joey wouldn’t marry me if I was like Mary. Seriously. :)

 
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mary-alice-me
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mary-alice-me (message)  1,864 posts, Buzzing bee

I don’t even publish my relationship status of facebook. But when someone posts, “I love my hubby, I have the best man, etc” I think it’s nice to know they’re happy. (Even though I have the best man!) Mary, however, seems a bit past too much.

 
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wouldntitbenice
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wouldntitbenice (message)  33 posts, Newbee

I’ve been exposed to a lot of Negative Nancies lately and I am exasperated. I am super tired of the negativity I see some places just because I am not single. If the site was about posting TMIs in general, it would be one thing but it’s about married people — to me it comes off as malicious and envious rather than snarky. All FH and I’s convos on FB are pretty professional, but that’s not really the point.

That website is mean.

 
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miss mouse
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miss mouse (message)  5,844 posts, Bee Keeper

People like that make me want to barf! Haha.

 
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Miss Powder Puff (message)  881 posts, Busy bee

That Web site is CRAZY!!!

 
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Kaitlin

It seems like half of the posts are funny (like the one Miss D features here) but some of them are truly mean. There is one in which a wife has her status as, “…is hoping her hubby has an awesome birthday!”

I mean, is that *really* TMI? Seems pretty harmless to me.

With that said, I’m in a relationship and am still grossed out by couples that go overboard with facebook PDA.

 
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mimsy.lou (message)  48 posts, Newbee

this site is perfect. maybe you should get off facebook and go tell them in person.

blah.

 
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Miss Gloss
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Miss Gloss (message)  1,222 posts, Bumble bee

No thank you! Ugh, stuff like that makes me want to vom.

 
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Nita (message)  172 posts, Blushing bee

I don’t think I could ever be that mushy! I love that website though, it just entertained me for the last 30 mins. Thanks Miss D’Orsay!

 
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Mrs. D'orsay, Baltimore/Lancaster UK Age and Occupation: 24, nonprofit communications Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, Web site developer and designer; co-owner of men's skincare shop Engagement Date: August 10, 2008 Wedding Date: August, 2009 Venue: Oakland Manor About Me: I'm a Maryland raised environmental policy wonk/activist/organizer and communications aficionado. In the past year I've lived in Baltimore, MD, Tucson, AZ, Miami, FL and Lancaster, England. In my not so spare time I enjoy planning trips with Mr. D' Orsay, visiting friends and family and crafting like a mo-fo. I also enjoy modern dance classes, rugby and soccer but have been banned by my mother, MOHs, and Mr. D' Orsay from playing till after the wedding. I have an unnatural addiction to cheese and shoes, but love Mr. D' Orsay more than either and can't wait to become Mrs. D' Orsay!

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