It just seems like cruel irony that the heavy wedding season coincides with hurricane season in the Bahamas/Caribbean. I blame it on the wedding industry – I’m not sure how, but clearly they figured out some way to rule out all the more budget-friendly islands (via terrible weather), forcing us to travel farther and spend more for our retreats. They are clearly very tricky people. (I know this because they convinced me I needed to spend $8 each on something called a Chivari chair.)

Mr. Gloss and I have been researching honeymoon escapes and would like something more along the lines of the second image rather than the first. We could wait until hurricane season ends – but honestly, if we don’t go right after our wedding, we will probably never get around to it. Also, I think I’m definitely going to need a break after the whole wedding thing goes down. Wanting to avoid all chances of being destroyed by a potential hurricane on our honeymoon, I immediately started brainstorming locations other than due South (Caribbean/Bahamas/Mexico).
The Tentative List:
Philippines/Thailand: I think of an exotic location, luxury resorts and cheap ($5) massages on the beach. Mr. Gloss thinks of drinking water in undeveloped countries and ending up like Charlotte on SATC. Also, I heard Asia was super humid in the summer, which crosses it off my list, as I am a CHG (curly haired girl) and don’t want to look like a troll in any pics we may take.
Europe: I lived in Florence for about 5 months and basically used it like a home base for traveling about Europe. Mr. Gloss visited and I dragged him around on a speed tour of Europe, after which, he was thoroughly exhausted. I heart Europe, but not for our honeymoon – there is just too much I want to see and do that I wouldn’t be able to relax.
Australia & French Polynesia: We haven’t totally eliminated it yet, but will most likely be crossed off the list due to extensive flight times. Mr. Gloss is almost worse than a 3-year-old when it comes to sitting down for an extended period of time.
Up Next: We try to determine exactly where the ‘hurricane zone’ is – and if we can get away with a closer locale.
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