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A master of the Master Cleanse, that is. Okay, maybe I’m a novice, because it was my first cleanse/fast/detox, or whatever, but I succeeded.
This blog post is by no means telling you to do a cleanse/fast/detox, or what have you. I’m just letting you know my experience with it, because hey, it’s part of my journey. So let us journey…
As most of you know, I can’t work while I’m in the UK. This gives me a fair amount of free time (in other words, all my time). There is definitely ample time to try things like the Master Cleanse. I have a confession for you guys… are you ready for it?
I actually enjoyed the Master Cleanse.
The cleanse gave me time to consider my relationship with food, what food I enjoy, how food affects my mental state, how/when/why I consume food. I realized that a lot of the time I eat, I’m not actually eating because I’m hungry, I’m actually eating because I’m bored, emotional, or worse, out of habit. Yes, that’s right, I’ve actually been eating food because it’s a habit. At this point I realized, ’WTF have I been doing?!’ Mr. D and I always get popcorn at the movies (habit), and he also enjoys garlic bread with pasta, so I eat it too (more carbs habit). Not to mention, I also realized the portions I’ve been consuming are out of this world. If I’ve been surviving/thriving on 1-2 liters of the MC, juice then why have I been overstuffing myself?
When my grandmother passed away it was the first day of the cleanse, and all I wanted to do after I spoke to my mother was to drown myself in macaroni and cheese (emotional habit).
I stayed with the cleanse though, and didn’t succumb to the emotional cravings. One great tip I read while I was researching the master cleanse is that if you’re hungry for pizza, visualize a green salad. If you still want to eat the salad, then you’re actually hungry. If not, the pizza was just a craving. I repeated this over and over when we went to the movies in an attempt to avoid the popcorn.
Prior to the MC I ate a vegetarian diet with a slight addiction to cheese (just check out my Weddingbee bio!). While this is okay (but potentially high in fat and refined sugar) and I get a wide variety of nutrients, I always think there is room for improvement. The places I’m improving now are:
I’ve been exploring raw food and macrobiotic cooking as well finding recipes that fulfill what I’m looking for in my diet. I’m avoiding alcohol and caffeine, and as much as I’ll miss the coffee, I think it will ultimately be better for me.
My theory is that if I survived without these things (refined sugar, dairy, and refined bleached flour) for 10 days, I can certainly make a long-term commitment to it. Oddly enough, my only honest-to-god craving has been for pickles and red peppers (go figure).
For those of you wondering about weight loss, I only lost 8 pounds. As for all those celebs saying they lost a gagillion pounds in two weeks… I have no idea how they did it. Maybe if I did 5 hours of cardio a day or something, that would have been possible. But with moderate workouts and drinking the juice, I didn’t really have that much weight loss. In any case, I’m much more excited for the weight loss that is to come from my revised diet.
Have you cut any foods out of your diet or done a cleanse in the run up to the wedding?
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