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Mrs. Bruschetta, Philadelphia Age and Occupation: 25, Communication Professional Fiance's Age and Occupation: 25, Physical Therapy Graduate Student Engagement Date: November 30, 2007 Wedding Date: August 2009 Venue: St. Thomas of Villanova Church & the F.U.E.L. House About Me: I’m a self-proclaimed grammar geek who loves singing (like, really belting it) in the car. My mister and I are planning a vibrant summer soiree celebrating our passions – including food and Philly – and when we make it official, we’ll have been together for eight years! Being super competitive is in my nature, and talking excessively is in my genes. I’ve got a terrible sense of direction, but can always easily find my way into Mr. Bruschetta’s arms.
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Letter Love…

May 5th, 2009 @ 10:55 am by Mrs. Bruschetta

… and a passion for punctuation. I (proudly) wear my word-nerd dorkiness on my sleeve!

Letter Love... :  wedding humor Grammar


train conductor
-noun
the person responsible for fluffing, spreading and eventually bustling the bride’s train

As the bride prepared to exit the limo, her train conductor carefully lifted the luscious satin material so it wouldn’t drag in the street.

chamber ensemble
-noun
the close-knit group of individuals who assist and support the bride as she gets ready the morning of her wedding

After I sign my preen-up, all the ladies in my chamber ensemble will be able to have their hair and makeup professionally styled and applied for the wedding.

mandate
-noun
voluntary or enforced bonding between any of the male members of the wedding party

Since only some of the groomsmen knew one another, the groom arranged a mandate — poker night — so they could become better acquainted.

crude-ites
-noun
hors d’oeuvres that appear tasty, but are in actuality quite unappetizing

Even if the presentation is amazing, elaborate trays laden with crude-ites still won’t impress the foodie newlyweds.

hairline miles
-noun
financial stress associated with excessive wedding-related credit card spending

After purchasing airline tickets for the honeymoon, the groom calculated the number of hairline miles he had just accumulated.

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16 Responses to “Letter Love…”

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cj2009 (message)  304 posts, Helper bee

i need to calculate hairline mile, eek!

 
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Mrs. Cupcake (message)  1,456 posts, Bumble bee

I enjoy your word-nerdiness :-)

 
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msashleymarie (message)  616 posts, Busy bee

Haha. I love it!

 
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Miss Gloss (message)  1,222 posts, Bumble bee

Haha, SO cute!

 
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Miss French Bulldog
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Miss French Bulldog (message)  7,730 posts, Bee Keeper

So cute! I love how you re-used Preen-up, that is one of my favs.

 
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Miss Duckling (message)  1,415 posts, Bumble bee

Haha! I loved reading this as I enjoyed my morning coffee.

 
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Miss Joey (message)  1,031 posts, Bumble bee

This is so cute. My friend (an English teacher) corrects grammar on signs she sees in bars and restaurants.

 
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LatteLove (message)  5,587 posts, Bee Keeper

i love word nerd posts!

 
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Gosh I love these!! Keep ‘em coming!

 
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Miss Glitter (message)  986 posts, Busy bee

Hahaha! I love these!

 
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Chreee123 (message)  292 posts, Helper bee

HA! I love puns :) Nicely done.

 
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Michelle

Love the cartoon. Had to comment (because I’m a word-nerd too) that in the example “After I sign my preen-up,” shouldn’t “pree-nup” should be spelled “prenup” because it’s short for “prenuptial agreement”?

 
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Miss Bruschetta (message)  5,565 posts, Bee Keeper

@Michelle: Well, MY “preen-up” is slightly different than the conventional kind — I coined the term in an earlier edition of Bruschetta Wordplay 101. Thanks for proofreading, though!

http://www.weddingbee.com/2009/03/08/alphabet-soup/

 
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Miss Argyle
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Miss Argyle (message)  2,516 posts, Sugar bee

That is adorable!

 
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Mrs. Tiramisu
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Mrs. Tiramisu (message)  1,098 posts, Bumble bee

Love it! :)

 
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Miss Labrador (message)  1,805 posts, Buzzing bee

Haha, too cute!

 

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Mrs. Bruschetta, Philadelphia Age and Occupation: 25, Communication Professional Fiance's Age and Occupation: 25, Physical Therapy Graduate Student Engagement Date: November 30, 2007 Wedding Date: August 2009 Venue: St. Thomas of Villanova Church & the F.U.E.L. House About Me: I’m a self-proclaimed grammar geek who loves singing (like, really belting it) in the car. My mister and I are planning a vibrant summer soiree celebrating our passions – including food and Philly – and when we make it official, we’ll have been together for eight years! Being super competitive is in my nature, and talking excessively is in my genes. I’ve got a terrible sense of direction, but can always easily find my way into Mr. Bruschetta’s arms.

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