Panty Line

No, I’m not talking about a cheesy late-night phone commercial, I’m talking about a really cute bridal or bachelorette party idea. I’m sure I’m not the only one on Weddingbee going to festivities for other brides, so I thought I’d share a gift idea I wish I’d come up with.

For my friend Krissi’s recent bachelorette party, her sister, Britt, found this really cute poem online:

I have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that I cannot hide

So for our little panty queen
I gathered up some twine
And put the panties in a row
To make a panty line.

Krissi, these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And Andrew will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know Andrew will shout, “Hooray!”
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They’re sexy and all lace
We hope you’ll leave your hotel room
‘Cause Costa Rica is such a gorgeous place!

On Valentine’s you’ll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
‘Cause Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you’ll face
Anniversary number one
With these you’ll surely have a blast
‘Cause leopard’s so much fun!

Then when the time is right for you
And don’t be saying, “Maybe”
You’ll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don’t worry – you’ll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive

When finally you’re old and gray
With these you can’t go wrong
‘Cuz sorry Krissi but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong

For each stanza of the poem she put the corresponding panty on the line.

Sorry the picture isn’t the best

From left to right she has Bridal Panties with a veil, a sexy black lacy pair, a sexy red lacy pair, a leopard print pair, the pink or blue pair, a cute pair that ties on the side, and a sassy ruffly pair by Honeydew. Britt said she found most of them at Fredrick’s and Nordstom Rack.

What are some cute shower gift ideas you’ve seen or used?


Mrs. French Bulldog

Orange County
Wedding Date:
August 2009
Love, Texas Style: Practice Makes Perfect
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  1. argyle Member
    argyle 2519 posts, Sugar bee @ 5:22 pm

    Too cute! What a great idea!

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    gloss 1249 posts, Bumble bee @ 5:28 pm

    So cute!

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    Sweet tooth 510 posts, Busy bee @ 5:32 pm

    I love it!!

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    Sparkles 706 posts, Busy bee @ 6:03 pm

    Hilarious. Such a girly route to go for sure!

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    ejs4y8 14581 posts, Honey Beekeeper @ 6:48 pm

    This is too fun! My ladies did this for me, and I had to guess who got me what undies! Needles to say, I now have a collection of sexy undies!

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    labrador 1823 posts, Buzzing bee @ 7:05 pm

    This is too cute! Stealing the idea!

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    Sweet10ve 157 posts, Blushing bee @ 7:06 pm

    That was such a fun and cute idea! =) Thanks for sharing.

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    Sakoro, Guest @ 7:17 pm

    Did they clear it with the bride before the invites went out? Because I’d like my honeymoon panties to be between me and my hubby not my MIL!

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    mrspaetz 3812 posts, Honey bee @ 7:21 pm

    haha that’s pretty funnnnnnny!

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    stiletto 903 posts, Busy bee @ 8:47 pm

    I love this!! Can you please strategically send this to my bridesmaids? 😉

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    Bella, Guest @ 10:52 pm

    Amazing! I love it!

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    Serendipity 10356 posts, Sugar Beekeeper @ 11:56 pm

    Awesome idea! I can’t wait to have someone to use it on!

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    mertiqua 12 posts, Newbee @ 12:33 am

    I’ve used this before when I helped throuw a friend’s Lingerie Shower. She and the other guests LLLOOOOVVEEEEDD it! We also played the “LEFT-RIGHT” game where there are a few gifts spaced out around the guests and I read a story. Everytime they hear left, they passed the gift to the left, and everytime they hear right, they passed it right. Whoever had the gift when I was done got to keep it. This is the story I used :

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    flipflopbride 1437 posts, Bumble bee @ 6:43 am

    This is such a cute idea!

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    piglet 1045 posts, Bumble bee @ 8:27 am

    I’ve never heard of this before! Hilarious! It looks like a ton of fun. Ill have to keep this idea in my backpocket for future bridal showers. :)

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    LatteLove 5567 posts, Bee Keeper @ 9:39 am

    at my bachelorette party this weekend, my girl friends made me hang up every piece of lingerie I got! Really cute idea!

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    Miss Calculator 37 posts, Newbee @ 10:35 am

    This is so cute, and totally not trashy like many other lingerie ideas you see. I’m totally stealing this idea for my roommate’s shower!!

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    Amber1279 319 posts, Helper bee @ 2:15 pm

    I haven’t heard of this either! So cute!

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    frenchbulldog 1088 posts, Bumble bee @ 1:18 am

    @Sakoro: Her sister did the panty line and I don’t think she actually thought she would wear the panties for what they poem says they were for… it was all in good fun 😉

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    Flamingo78 8 posts, Newbee @ 5:44 pm

    My Mom did this at my shower a couple of months ago! I loved it. Everyone loved it. She actually had her best friend read the poem to the room of ladies as my mother pulled the panty line out of a large bag at the appropriate part & my niece held up the other end of the line. It was a huge hit and the pictures are priceless.

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    FireFlyNad 113 posts, Blushing bee @ 7:47 pm

    I love the poem and idea, I will definitely have to use this one. We organized a Newlyweds (the tv show) game show for a co-ed bridal shower which was fun.

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    Lingerie, Guest @ 8:15 pm

    Great poem but I have a solution to the panty lines :)

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    zakruti, Guest @ 1:49 pm

    I like panty line on women!

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    Ooh-la-la!! | Journey to "i do", Guest @ 8:13 pm

    […] second game was the panty poem which has been featured on WB before by Mrs. French Bulldog and others!  I won’t write out the poem again as it’s […]

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    M.SRINIVAS. KUMAR, Guest @ 11:53 pm

    now son of bitch Shankar bidari

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    M.SRINIVAS. KUMAR, Guest @ 11:22 pm

    my own mother name called s.nagamani now she is not willing to give towel for me

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    M.SRINIVAS. KUMAR, Guest @ 4:48 am

    now i need help from barrack Obama’s travel seat

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