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Did you guys read this story about a Chinese groom who purchased for his bride a wedding dress adorned with 9999 silk roses and a 1.2 MILE-long train?

And I Thought My Train Was Cumbersome... :  wedding humor wedding dress Train train

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Three astounding facts:

1) The train was so long that it took GUESTS more than three hours to lay out the gown. (And to think all we entertained our guests with before the ceremony were our programs.)

2) The bride reportedly “laughed and cried at the romantic gesture.” (Yes, I’m sure she cried. Much like I laughed and cried the day my grandfather gave me a white knee-length puffy coat pimped out with marabou feathers and sequins. This day, by the way, was not back in the day, when I was a tutu-wearing, pink-loving five year old, but actually last Christmas.)

3) The gown cost around $5800. (I think that buys you a veil at Kleinfeld’s.)

Awesome? Or spectacular wedding fail?

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44 Responses to “And I Thought My Train Was Cumbersome…”

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Mrs. Crab Cake (message)  834 posts, Busy bee

I vote spectacular fail!

 
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msashleymarie (message)  616 posts, Busy bee

Ohmaga. That’s insane. I don’t even WANT to imagine that!

 
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Miss Star (message)  2,063 posts, Buzzing bee

I saw that yesterday and almost posted about it — glad you did! I think that’s a pretty epic fail.

 
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Miss Sunbeam (message)  545 posts, Busy bee

Wow Fail!! Can you imagine not being able to move in your own wedding dress!? Forget about walking any isles. What did she do, show up and get dressed in front of everyone. Please don’t tell me she got dressed and had to have her train ride in a limo behind her when she rode to the ceremony.

 
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Mrs. Peep Toe (message)  1,804 posts, Buzzing bee

WOWZA. I think I would cry.

 
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Miss Spaniel (message)  6,809 posts, Busy Beekeeper

That is HILARIOUS. I hope she had someone to cut the train off for the reception. Can you imagine the bustle??? ;)

 
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Miss French Bulldog (message)  7,706 posts, Bumble Beekeeper

LOL @ I think that buy you a veil at Kleinfelds AANNDD you last Christmas present :)

 
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Miss Mouse (message)  5,821 posts, Bee Keeper

I don’t understand the symbolism behind the gesture. “See, bride . . . I can buy you lots of really really long stuff after we get married.”

 
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Vic004 (message)  804 posts, Busy bee

hilarious!!

 
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Miss Spaniel (message)  6,809 posts, Busy Beekeeper

@Miss Mouse: well, since their love is obviously unique in the history of the world, so must her dress be! Right? Perfect logic!!!

 
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LatteLove (message)  5,590 posts, Bee Keeper

that would be so awful. this picture is funny to laugh at but I would have a bridal breakdown to end them all.

 
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LatteLove (message)  5,590 posts, Bee Keeper

ahh…just read the story. he did it to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records (and because he loves her, of course!)

“‘Both the length of the dress and the number silk roses pinned on the wedding dress can make history,’ the report quoted groom Zhao Peng as saying.

Zhao, who has applied to Guinness World Records, said he was inspired after seeing a story on the previous record holder in Romania, where the dress measured just over 1.5 km”

 
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evelinej (message)  370 posts, Helper bee

I love chapel/cathedral veils but this is too funny. I hope it was detachable! :o)

 
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tea (message)  7,278 posts, Busy Beekeeper

wait, is that a picture of the veil?! can you imagine, you’ll be walking by your own veil as you walk back down the aisle!

i’m amused that even his mother thought it was a bad idea. lol

 
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Charm bracelet (message)  1,935 posts, Buzzing bee

I think it’s a wedding fail. I would cry, too.

 
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honeymyheart (message)  764 posts, Busy bee

that veil in indescribable :) wed fail.

 
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mar

i go with fail. also i think the entire wedding party was wearing large feather wings:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5986681/Chinese-bride-gets-married-in-1.4-mile-long-wedding-dress.html

 
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also, reminds of the girl who’s dress was so heavy she could barely walk in it:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-392107/The-25-stone-wedding-dress.html

 
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D.Marie (message)  2,484 posts, Buzzing bee

This is just crazy!!! And I just have a lot of why’s floating around in my head! WHY?!!!

 
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azwinelover (message)  167 posts, Blushing bee

Wait–I wanna see a picture of the puffy coat! :)

 
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Mrs. Hot Cocoa, Boston/Los Angeles Age and Occupation: 31, JD/PhD Student Fiance's Age and Occupation: 32, Medical Student Engagement Date: May 30, 2008 Wedding Date: March, 2009 Blogging Since: April, 2008 Venue: Ritz Carlton, Marina Del Rey About Me: I am a professional student by day and an amateur cupcake taster, bargain shopper, and wedding planner by night. I am obsessed with NPR, the Food Network, paper, dance shows, Anthropologie, post-structuralist theory, Weddingbee!, "The Office," and celebrity gossip. When not procrastinating from my dissertation, I spend time catering to Jellyby, our overly anxious shih tzu, and getting to know Mr. Hot Cocoa. We have only been dating for fifteen years, so it's like I'm in love with a stranger! From the East Coast, we are planning a Jewish-Chinese Extravaganza in L.A., where we both grew up.

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