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One of Mr. Lab’s most endearing qualities is the way he expresses how he feels about any given topic. I wanted to take a moment to share with you some of his more “darndest” quotes about wedding planning. They’re like a grown-up version of Kids Say the Darndest Things!

On noticing Mr. Lab is reading Weddingbee more and more as the big day draws nearer:

Me: “Why have you been so interested in reading Weddingbee lately?”
Mr. Lab: “Well, I heard I was involved in this wedding somehow.”

On naming our signature drink:

Me: “What should we name our white Russian?”
Mr. Lab: “The Caucasian Mail Order Bride.”

On reviewing any of my DIY projects:

Mr. Lab: “Wow, that turned out way better than I expected.”
Me: “Gee, thanks for having faith in me, babe.” *sticks tongue out at him*

On writing the ceremony:

Me: “Hey babe, would you please take a half hour study break to help me write this ceremony?”
Mr. Lab: “How about you kick me in the balls for 30 minutes instead?”*

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On trying to remember another quote for this post:

Mr. Lab: “You should be writing things down every time I say something brilliant.”

Yeah, if you didn’t know Mr. Lab, you’d probably think he was a horrible person. But he really doesn’t mean any harm and always says these things with a little smirk on his face.

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I can clearly tell he’s joking and trying to relieve the pressure of an impending wedding. I mean, we all remember his little meat cake stint, right?

Does your fiancé say the darndest things about your wedding planning? Do share!

*He did, in fact, help me with the ceremony. And he actually got all lovey-dovey after the first meeting with our officiant, as it made things more “real” for him.