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Job Title: Decision Engineer

Job Type: Part-Time/Temporary

Overview:

Potato Chipz Management seeks energetic go-getter to perform a broad range of tasks related to making wedding-related decisions and communicating results to lazy, slightly apathetic bride who doesn’t get why people keep asking her questions as if she knows the answers. Candidate will apply knowledge of wedding to-dos, tasks, and best practices to build and manage vendor and familial relationships through proactive communication.

Responsibilities:

Fielding and answering wedding-related questions and making decisions including but not limited to:

• How should the groomsmen and bridesmaids be matched to walk down the aisle together?
• Does this bridesmaid’s dress make my butt look big?
• What are you serving at the rehearsal dinner?
• Do you want the flower girl to carry a basket or a posy?
• White outer envelopes or blue ones?
• Calligrapher or home printer?
• Do you like this ribbon or that ribbon for the favor boxes?

Job Location: Remote/Virtual

Compensation: Also remote and virtual

Qualifications:

• Track record of success in decision-making
• Ability to make several decisions at the same time
• Ability to work independently (check-ins with bride not required; in fact, check-ins with bride largely discouraged)

Please attach resume and cover letter.