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Mrs. Scissors, LaGrange, GA Age and Occupation: 25, Photography & Graphic Design Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Engineering Grad Student Engagement Date: January 1, 2009 Wedding Date: June 2010 Venue: Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house! About Me: I’m a six-foot-three bride with a fifty-foot personality! I love great art, fabulous design, intense color, tons of music, indie photography, watching movies on repeat, and being really awesome. This super-tall, Southern, loud, quirky, neurotic artist is marrying a German, quiet, silly, super-amazing roboticist in an eclectic, funky, fun, snazzy, technicolored June wedding. Anything is game for this shindig, for it is all about us! We’re bringing giant paper cranes, six-foot-tall portraits, fortune cookies, a photo booth, a club-circuit DJ, handcuffs, and possibly a kidnapping to this small Southern town. Watch out, y’all, and try to keep up!
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STD Envies: The Fail

March 8th, 2010 @ 2:42 pm by Mrs. Scissors

*Envies is my pet name for envelopes. Yeah, I’m weird.

Now that I admitted my STD-printing flub, I can move along to a part that I’m actually fairly pleased with––the envelopes. Not to be outdone, the envelopes had to fail a little first.

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While printing the bad boys on our super hawt printer, we kept having the problem of ink smears. It wasn’t coming from the text itself, but just random inkjet blotches. We were good little children, and kept re-using the same two test envelopes, which is why you see highlighted and circled blotches. We had to know what was new and what was old fail.

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We figured that it had to be one of two things– thickness, or uneven transfer because of the wonky bits on the back of an envie. After running a piece of chipboard through the printer and seeing it print flawlessly, we realized it was the latter. Oh, fail of fails. Were we going to have to ghetto-rig the printer? It seemed so. Mr. Scissors and I devised a plan that would surely end in tears– rubber-cementing the envelopes down to stock, running them through, then detaching them from said stock. It had disaster written all over it.

In order to hopefully save our sanity, I decided to flip through the printer’s manual. Whoops, we forgot to check “envelope” in the print settings. We wasted almost two hours trying to go around our elbows to get to our asses, when a simple manual-read would have saved us. We were then able to then print all of our envelopes in about 20 minutes. Such silly children.

Moral of the story?

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I know a billion other people had trouble printing their invitation envelopes. What happened with yours? Printer flub, human flub, paper flub, or just bad luck?

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21 Responses to “STD Envies: The Fail”

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Miss Lace (message)  702 posts, Busy bee

haha! Didn’t you just want to kick yourself? I did that with printing labels. :\

 
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phruphru

Good advice! And I love the kraft envelopes. Just a heads up, though, that you should probably blur out the last name and/or the street name for your folks’ address! Internet people are crazy, etc.

 
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Miss Sewing (message)  2,701 posts, Sugar bee

we had the exact same problem printing our envelopes in an epson..lol. but it was weird cause we weren’t even printing in black yet the smudges were still black. we had a case of dirty printer, and after about 20 fails it worked itself out and started behaving. :) frustrating, for sure though!

 
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ChiCat (message)  335 posts, Helper bee

We had envelope drama too! Some minor ink smears, some printed at a funny angle and there was some cutting off the edges of words (we had a good inch between where the text was and the edge of the print area, so it made _no_ sense). The two things that helped were to tuck the flaps into the envelopes before printing (no idea why it worked, but I’m guessing that it made it easier for the printer to grip the whole thing at once instead of letting the envelope slide around. We also found that aligning the envelope with the right edge of the printer tray instead of in the center (like the manual said) helped, too. Again, the only thing we can think is having the firm wall helped to keep everything properly centered.

 
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Miss Pug (message)  3,753 posts, Honey bee

argh–well, at least you were saved from the tape-it-to-paper-and-hope-for-best!

 
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alivoo01 (message)  2,622 posts, Sugar bee

Yay for keeping your sanity and smooth sailing now!

 
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Miss Spaniel (message)  6,792 posts, Bee Keeper

OMG, we did the same thing… but we NEVER READ THE MANUAL. We were all over the ghetto-rigging.

 
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Miss Pudding (message)  1,180 posts, Bumble bee

I hate printers. It always takes forever to get them to do what you want :P

 
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Miss Hot Wings (message)  2,213 posts, Buzzing bee

haha. I’ve been struggling to print out return address on our envies. I hadn’t thought to read the manual. Smarty pants! I’m doing that now!

 
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Lady B

Oh lord. We spent two hours trying to get our printer to work, then switch printers, only to find out that our envelope paper picked up EVERY LITTLE SPECK on stray ink, meaning we had echo addresses on each envelope.

We ultimately went with labels :~P

 
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Curlysue (message)  1,703 posts, Bumble bee

Oh printers can drive me nuts. My EPSON won’t let me print to the edges for my s-t-d postcards and it made me so mad! I finally said screw it and just printed them out anyway! :p

Glad you were able to fix the problem the easier way….eventually.

 
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iswimibikeirun
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iswimibikeirun (message)  1,358 posts, Bumble bee

Hehe. I couldn’t deal with printer drama, so I hand addressed my STDs and mom’s doing the invites!

 
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Miss Cardigan (message)  8,645 posts, Bee Keeper

Ugh, I’m not looking forward to dealing with printing envelopes. Glad you were able to keep your sanity :-)

 
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SapphireSun (message)  4,749 posts, Honey bee

I had a feeling my super old printer would give me issues, so I just hand-wrote all the addresses. Only 70, and I just did a few in front of the TV each evening, so it wasn’t that bad.

 
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alvina
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alvina (message)  807 posts, Busy bee

the random ink spotches are actually kinda cool, in an artsy fartsy way :]

 
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tea
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tea (message)  7,288 posts, Bee Keeper

oh, don’t you wish it was some elaborate fix? i always do when it turns out that simple. sometimes i tell myself it was an elaborate fix anyways. just so my self-esteem doesn’t take a hit. lol

 
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Miss Cheeseburger (message)  1,020 posts, Bumble bee

scissors, I love you. that is all :)

 
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mrspaetz
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mrspaetz (message)  3,805 posts, Honey bee

Really? There’s an ‘envelope’ setting??? I’m glad my Canon works much easier :P

 
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Miss Giraffe (message)  4,216 posts, Honey bee

hahaha - who would’ve thought to read the manual?

 
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Miss Buttons (message)  5,046 posts, Bee Keeper

Don’t get me started on printing things dude…haha I’ve been there ;)

 
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Mrs. Scissors, LaGrange, GA Age and Occupation: 25, Photography & Graphic Design Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Engineering Grad Student Engagement Date: January 1, 2009 Wedding Date: June 2010 Venue: Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house! About Me: I’m a six-foot-three bride with a fifty-foot personality! I love great art, fabulous design, intense color, tons of music, indie photography, watching movies on repeat, and being really awesome. This super-tall, Southern, loud, quirky, neurotic artist is marrying a German, quiet, silly, super-amazing roboticist in an eclectic, funky, fun, snazzy, technicolored June wedding. Anything is game for this shindig, for it is all about us! We’re bringing giant paper cranes, six-foot-tall portraits, fortune cookies, a photo booth, a club-circuit DJ, handcuffs, and possibly a kidnapping to this small Southern town. Watch out, y’all, and try to keep up!

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