Va-jazz-a-what?!?!

Va-jazz-a-what?!?!

March 12th, 2010 @ 5:16 pm by Mrs. Buttons
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So… have you heard of the newest beauty craze sweeping the nation???

Hive… it is called VAJAZZLING… aka bedazzling your… well… um… va-jay-jay. Apparently even the celebs are doing it; Jennifer Love Hewitt raved about it on the George Lopez show back in January…

Do you want to see the process in action???

Here is the “tame version” for those of you who just want to hear about it…

So… um… what do you think? Apparently this process is getting very popular for soon-to-be brides. Call me a prude… but I am not putting this on the list of beauty procedures I want to do before the wedding. I just don’t really want to have someone up in my bid-ness like that… and I am pretty sure that Mr. Buttons would be extremely perplexed by it.

Has anyone out there had this procedure done before??? If not, would you be willing to go to one of these salons and have an attendant meticulously place Swarovski crystals on your… nether regions? What kind of design would you want? And, do you think that your SO would like that kind of sparkly surprise on your wedding night?

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69 Responses to “Va-jazz-a-what?!?!”

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Miss Dachshund (message) 689 posts, Busy bee

Uhhhh, Buttons, this is pretty ridic! I think that if I showed up in bed on our wedding night with a bedazzled vag, Mr. D would be all WTF IS THAT?

3/12/10 @ 5:20 pm (reply)

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10.10.10 (message) 118 posts, Blushing bee

hhhmmmm…I do LOVE me some rhinestones. Just sayin’.

3/12/10 @ 5:26 pm (reply)

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Meowkers (message) 3,397 posts, Sugar bee

this has got to be the most bizzar beauty trend I’ve ever heard of. I don’t think I would ever do this. And if I did i’m pretty sure FH would laugh at me.

3/12/10 @ 5:26 pm (reply)

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MissChirpie (message) 730 posts, Busy bee

Don’t you think they would just fall off; pretty much right away?

3/12/10 @ 5:26 pm (reply)

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andreaandchinelo (message) 535 posts, Busy bee

And if they don’t fall off right away, wouldn’t they get “sweaty” eventually? and where would they go then? would you have to worry about picking out crystals that fell all over the place? IDK…

3/12/10 @ 5:30 pm (reply)

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Curlysue (message) 1,703 posts, Bumble bee

I’ve recently heard about this and that has got to be the strangest thing! Why spend all that money on crystals that will FALL OFF (and Swarovski aren’t cheap from what I’ve heard)?? Bizarre.

3/12/10 @ 5:34 pm (reply)

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Miss Pudding (message) 1,180 posts, Bumble bee

Hmmm…this is one bandwagon that I will be staying far, far away from

3/12/10 @ 5:35 pm (reply)

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Angeleri2bee (message) 417 posts, Helper bee

um, yes. this is pretty ridiculous. And I agree, they have to fall off pretty easily.

so weird.

3/12/10 @ 5:39 pm (reply)

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pansyshell (message) 1,955 posts, Buzzing bee

my FH and I were just talking about this last weekend. So strange…and some of you bees bring up a good point about them falling off…where would they go?

3/12/10 @ 5:39 pm (reply)

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Miss Snow (message) 916 posts, Busy bee

Hahahhahaahhha. For those who feel the Brazilian wax misses the too-personal/up-in-the-business mark!

And wouldn’t the de-vajazzling be really really painful? I’m seriously ROFLing here!

3/12/10 @ 5:40 pm (reply)

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jgoulart (message) 1,069 posts, Bumble bee

Hahaha my FI would say the same thing Doxie! It’s looks a little… out of place… LOL

3/12/10 @ 5:40 pm (reply)

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Barbara

The second video kind of ruined it for me. The little heart was somewhat appealing and “tasteful” (I hesitate to use that word), but the second look was a little much. Wouldn’t that be uncomfortable too? Catching on fabric? Thanks for the fashion update!

3/12/10 @ 5:43 pm (reply)

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jaybird12 (message) 315 posts, Helper bee

This absolutely perplexes me….why would anyone want to spend so much money on decorating their vajay-jay? I can’t think of any man who would find this attractive…I know for a fact that my SO would just laugh at me and probably ask wtf? But then again, he’s really not into sparkly, frilly stuff anyway.

3/12/10 @ 5:48 pm (reply)

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MissCatherine (message) 278 posts, Helper bee

Um… my fiance would stare, and ask me what the heck that is! I don’t see anything in it for “me”, either….

3/12/10 @ 5:53 pm (reply)

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Miss Scissors (message) 7,343 posts, Bee Keeper

No way Jose.

3/12/10 @ 5:53 pm (reply)

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LittlestBirds (message) 2,605 posts, Sugar bee

Alright, as far as the embarrassment factor, it’s not any different than getting a bikini wax or such treatment, but seriously? These people are brilliant. These things are nothing more than those cheap little stick-on crystals that girls used to put on their shoulders and chests for prom (maybe they still do, I dunno) but hyped into a “procedure” to “beautify” your lady bits. They must be making a KILLING.

I thought that the stick-on crystals back at prom looked like a disturbing blend of “Pretty Pretty Princess” and a Britney Spears video, personally, so no, the idea of decorating the mons pubis in similar fashion is not a turn-on.

3/12/10 @ 5:58 pm (reply)

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Mrs. DG (message) 8,491 posts, Bee Keeper

Gotta give props to jackie-o for bringing this up on the boards last week too.

Link:
http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/omg-have-any-of-you-heard-of-vajazzling

3/12/10 @ 5:59 pm (reply)

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Kippie (message) 107 posts, Blushing bee

Wow. I am not a prude, not even close, but this is just crazy! :p

3/12/10 @ 6:01 pm (reply)

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Mr. Zombie (message) 10 posts, Newbee

I can honestly say, from a guys perspective, this seems a little ridiculous. Also, wouldn’t those crystals hurt when you’re uh… consummating your marriage during honeymoon times? Just sayin’.

3/12/10 @ 6:04 pm (reply)

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