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Mrs. Scissors, LaGrange, GA Age and Occupation: 25, Photography & Graphic Design Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Engineering Grad Student Engagement Date: January 1, 2009 Wedding Date: June 2010 Venue: Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house! About Me: I’m a six-foot-three bride with a fifty-foot personality! I love great art, fabulous design, intense color, tons of music, indie photography, watching movies on repeat, and being really awesome. This super-tall, Southern, loud, quirky, neurotic artist is marrying a German, quiet, silly, super-amazing roboticist in an eclectic, funky, fun, snazzy, technicolored June wedding. Anything is game for this shindig, for it is all about us! We’re bringing giant paper cranes, six-foot-tall portraits, fortune cookies, a photo booth, a club-circuit DJ, handcuffs, and possibly a kidnapping to this small Southern town. Watch out, y’all, and try to keep up!
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Because I Am a Total Jerk,

April 8th, 2010 @ 7:46 pm by Mrs. Scissors

I now present you with…

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress Dbd2 dbd2

You see, right now I should be finishing invites, but frankly, I don’t want to right now. In light of yesterday’s post, I’m going to do the complete opposite. Well, not complete, as none of this is coming via wedding blogs, but complete opposite in the fact that the duds I’m about to post are fairly out-of-reach and bananas. (Ugh, especially that striped Chanel number. Uh, yes please.) Yes, love me and hate me, but you have been warned. For the most part, these beautiful dresses are not in fact bridal, but would make some lovely jumping-out-of-the-box dresses.

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 1w 1w

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 2w 2w

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 3w 3w

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 4202 4202

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 5w 5w

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 6w 6w

Because I Am a Total Jerk, :  wedding georgia wedding dress 7w 7w

{ dresses from here, here, here, here, here, and oh yeah, here }

Le sigh.

Back to the grindstone. I have a big mess of invitations to attend to. Updates on that delightful mess coming up soon.

So ladies, just so that I can live vicariously through you, who has gone the non-bridal route or is considering it? And tell me all about it. Please. The more out-there, the better.

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45 Responses to “Because I Am a Total Jerk,”

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Magenta
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Magenta (message)  1,860 posts, Buzzing bee

i actually like the fifth dress. couture is weird, i have never understand it

 
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jackie-o
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jackie-o (message)  2,389 posts, Buzzing bee

I lack the ‘cajones’ of wearing an ‘out of the box’ wedding gown, haahaahaahaahaa

 
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Miss Rainbow (message)  1,535 posts, Bumble bee

OMG the mermaid dress with the black lace… YES!!!

 
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Miss Cali Girl in NJ
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Miss Cali Girl in NJ (message)  147 posts, Blushing bee

…not exactly ready to wear in your local church but i dont find em gross. i even like a few of em. the sex in the city dress http://geniusbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carrie-bradshaw-wedding-dress.jpg

 
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VintageDivine
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VintageDivine (message)  337 posts, Helper bee

Omagaw. I wanna wear like, five of those.

 
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snowflake119 (message)  136 posts, Blushing bee

I laugh every time I see your new post headlining style. The bigger the better, baby!

 
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mountaindreaming (message)  6 posts, Newbee

The short light blue one is gorgeous!

 
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blaque_sunrise
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blaque_sunrise (message)  39 posts, Newbee

OMG I love many of theses but I love love the purple and black puffy dress. Zoe Saldana wore the same dress to the Oscars. I loved it then and still find it a great dress.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/07/zoe-saldana-oscars-2010-p_n_489298.html

 
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menobride

The pink and beige one looks like she shoved tissue paper into her dress.
The purple one at the top looks like the whole dress is tissue paper. Maybe after she got married in it , she saved it to wrap easter gifts.

 
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Miss Paisley (message)  243 posts, Helper bee

So gorgeous!!! I love–but will probably never buy–couture!

 
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crayfish (message)  4,844 posts, Honey bee

If I could have afforded something like these dresses, they are what I would have worn. I’m getting married in a museum of contemporary art - what could have been more fitting?? But, alas, I went with a strikingy simple and modern asymmetrical dress.

 
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Miss Stripes (message)  1,063 posts, Bumble bee

oooh LOVES ‘em Sciz! Seriously I consider wearing an “out of the box” dress like, um, every five minutes. So thanks for the nudge! :)

 
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lemilie
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lemilie (message)  428 posts, Helper bee

The girl who blogs at sea of shoes (www.seaofshoes.typepad.com) wore that striped Chanel dress at her debutante in Paris (I know.) Direct link to her wearing it: http://seaofshoes.typepad.com/sea_of_shoes/2009/12/more-pictures-from-the-crillon-ball.html

 
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Miss Hamster (message)  4,046 posts, Honey bee

Ahhh, love the one-shoulder with the black sash and the short pink one. Thanks for the wedding eye-candy :)

 
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Mrs. Mouse
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Mrs. Mouse (message)  5,844 posts, Bee Keeper

Oh my, oh my, oh my. Had to break my Weddingbee silence to comment on this post. The stripesssss!

 
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rawrkitty1022
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rawrkitty1022 (message)  516 posts, Busy bee

I may be the only one who feels this way, but most of those dresses are beyond ugly!! I only see two that I like, the rest kind of horrify me.

 
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MsBrooklynA
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MsBrooklynA (message)  2,681 posts, Sugar bee

I’m still drooling over the black lace number. Oh my how i would LUUUUUURVE to wear that!

 
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Miss Ribbons (message)  2,018 posts, Buzzing bee

I die.

 
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Miss Taco
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Miss Taco (message)  950 posts, Busy bee

FAB. Lady Gaga gone right.

 
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farmersdaughter
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farmersdaughter (message)  1,675 posts, Bumble bee

I do not exactly understand couture, but those gowns are certainly works of art.

 
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Mrs. Scissors, LaGrange, GA Age and Occupation: 25, Photography & Graphic Design Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Engineering Grad Student Engagement Date: January 1, 2009 Wedding Date: June 2010 Venue: Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house! About Me: I’m a six-foot-three bride with a fifty-foot personality! I love great art, fabulous design, intense color, tons of music, indie photography, watching movies on repeat, and being really awesome. This super-tall, Southern, loud, quirky, neurotic artist is marrying a German, quiet, silly, super-amazing roboticist in an eclectic, funky, fun, snazzy, technicolored June wedding. Anything is game for this shindig, for it is all about us! We’re bringing giant paper cranes, six-foot-tall portraits, fortune cookies, a photo booth, a club-circuit DJ, handcuffs, and possibly a kidnapping to this small Southern town. Watch out, y’all, and try to keep up!

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