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Nooo, unfortunately, it’s not that kind of a V.I.P. Our V.I.P looks a little bit more like this:

With the joys of having a backyard wedding come a lot of hassles that you don’t get with a normal wedding venue. Early on in the planning, we realized that our guests would probably have to go the restroom at some point in the evening. And something about our 100-120 guests wandering into Mr. Turtle’s grandparents’ house to find the one downstairs bathroom just didn’t seem right. Our families explained to me that we needed to have a Porta-Potty. This was sad news to me because I couldn’t get the image below out of my head.

As “bridezilla” as this may sound, those just don’t fit with the vibe we’re going for! (One of my first thoughts: do they come in pink?) The world of luxury restroom trailers (is there a such thing?) was opened to me at a bridal show when we stumbled across “The Presidential”.

It wasn’t like angels were singing or anything, but this discovery brought me hope. (And Mr. Turtle perked up a bit. It was probably his favorite part of the bridal show experience!) As much as a portable restroom was becoming a necessity, it’s just not the kind of thing I felt like researching. So… I handed it over to my dad. I told him that making sure a portable restroom was on location on the day of our wedding was his one and only job. And I e-mailed him the pictures I took of “The Presidential”.
Since then, “The Presidential” has become the family joke. Seriously… the topic of the wedding does not come up without my dad contributing something about “The Presidential”. And Mr. Turtle’s dad likes to taunt me about it just about as much as my dad does. They get quite a laugh out of it. They think that it’s going to be the highlight of the wedding. (“How was the Turtles’ wedding?” “It was great! You should have seen the bathroom!!”) Anyway, I’m sure you can only imagine the puns. And I’m really not a bathroom humor person.
A couple months ago, I realized that as much as he talked about it, Turtle Dad still had not officially booked the “Presidential”. So when he called the company to inquire about it, they pretty much laughed in his face. Apparently, “The Presidential” gets booked 1-2 years in advance. And it’s designed for events quite larger than our wedding… like concerts. I got a good laugh out of this, but my dad’s “Presidential” dreams were crushed.
So “The Presidential” did not work out, but we’ve officially booked “The V.I.P.”. It’s not as classy as “The Presidential”, but I have a feeling our guests will still be impressed!
(P.S. Dad: I know you read this, and I hope you’re happy that I finally did the Porta-Potty post!)
Did any of your dads get involved in your wedding? Do you have any fun stories?
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