Weddingbee Blog

Yoohoo! I’m back! The Lobsterlette Party was this weekend. And it. Was. A. Blast!

The weekend started with a VERY early morning wake-up call (4:00 AM) to catch a flight with Lobster gal pal L. I was happy to have a travel partner and may even have sneaked in a nap on her shoulder (I was sans Mr. Lobster after all) on our 2.5 hour flight to Nassau Bahamas.

Upon arriving at the airport, we met up with one Lobsie Twin, one L’maid Big D, and one very mysterious cardboard box marked “Fragile”. (All pics from me or Lobsterlettes)

What the deuce?

I was told they would be bringing snacks but not to this extent:

Wine in a box, gummy bears, cookies, Goldfish snacks, 2 cans of fruit for cocktails, Cheetos, Doritos, sparkling wine, Grey Goose vodka, and I’m pretty sure I’m missing some items.

I placed the Welcome Bags in each of the girls’ rooms and my sisters made these super cute itinerary cards (see below) so everyone knew the weekend’s schedules!

I thought my Welcome Bags were surprise enough. Little did I know that cardboard box was the gift that keeps on giving. Every day something new and crazier came out of the box. Here’s some of the nuttiness that ensued as a result:

Yes, hive, that would be me sitting in a “The Bachelorette” sash on a bed decorated with balloons, crepe paper, and, er, panties. And yes, the second picture is one of a Bachelorette t-shirt with candy taped on it NOT in a shape of a smiley face, the third me swimming in a public pool with duck floaties, and finally me in a giant ass bow sipping my friend’s martini in an awkward position.

The weekend was filled with sitting by the pool, the beach, listening to tunes, drinking cocktails, laughing, watching It’s Complicated, bumping our butts on water slides, and even Samantha Ronson (of Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend DJ fame) and Jenna Jameson (of adult movie fame)!

Just trust me, it’s them.

As if that wasn’t enough, on the first night, the Lobsie Twins handed me this:

Lobster’s “Must Do Challenge”? Uh, what? Stay tuned next time for the shenanigans. Oh the shenanigans.

Did your friends give you a challenge list for your bachelorette party or did you get away with not being embarrassed?