Weddingbee Blog

So what does a wee Zee dream about besides kitties, butterflies, rainbows, and full teaspoons of cake frosting? Why her wedding, of course!

Awwww! Shameless shout out to my former cuteness! Are you ready for this?

Yep…you read that correctly! Short. White. Leather. Wedding. Dress! You now realize why I had to butter my ego with those cute pictures up above. I have not been able to live this one down since ’94.

I would like a person that will not complain. I want a moon lit wedding at my aunt Cindy’s house. I want to get to the wedding by a huge limousine. I would wear a white short leather dress. I want to go to Hawaii on my honeymoon. I want a lot of people there. I want one of my brothers daughters for a flower girl. My friend’s could be bridesmaids. I want a beautiful ring.

So how does the Zebra wedding compare so far? Well, the “I wants” went out the frickin’ window looooong ago. Zeb is my dream non-complainer, ha. He really is exactly what I was looking for at eight. Weird. No moonlit, outdoor wedding at Auntie Cindy’s. Let’s put it this way: the dress ain’t leather, or short for that matter. We’re up in the air about the limo size and honeymoon. We’re totally having a ton of people (275! EEK!); the more the merrier. We’d actually have more than that if we could fit them. My brother had twin sons (OMG! cutest brat faces EVER!), so they will be ring bearers. I haven’t shown you any pictures of my ring, but trust me…GOR-JUS!

As far as my bridesmaids…My maid of honor is in this picture. I’m pretty sure she is going to kill me for posting this. Say hello to my fourth-grade class. That’s me with the goofy laugh and snap-crotch shirt, bottom left.