Weddingbee Blog

The following post is NSFW.

I talked about our combination bachelor & bachelorette weekend before and told you that the destination was a surprise. Weeeeeeeeell….

So we headed down to San Diego on a dreary So Cal Saturday. Mr. G, me and BFF slash our videographer made a quick stop in Dana Point to have lunch with a friend that couldn’t make it that night, then continued on to our hotel in San Diego. We were hooked up in a suite with 2 Queen beds and a pull-out sofa and a handy kitchen.

A few hours later more friends showed up and we got the party started.

We won!

After playing some intense beer pong, Mr. G unwrapped his bachelor present.

Boobie playing cards, edible man undies, Vajayjay lolli, handcuffs, and a bachelor cup.

I got a present, too!

Why yes, that is a light up penis veil!

BFF Cano helped me emboss name cards and table seating charts so she borrowed my supplies and got a little crafty with gift bags she got for everyone.

Inside the bags were picture frames, naughty candy, hair ties for the girls, and lube. My friends pulled out all the stops to make this a fun, naughty weekend (although I’m not sure I’ll ever use the stuff!)

We ordered pizza, played more drinking games while snacking on chips, got ready, and rallied while waiting for the cabs.

We headed out to the Gaslamp District, first stop Hennessy’s Tavern. Now y’all know me and as you can see we were double-fisting even before we went out. What do you think happened that night?

Silly drunk me forgot my camera when we went out but I really doubt you’d wanna see pictures of that hot mess anyway. I’m told I puked at Hennessy’s so we had to leave, then we headed to another place where we met up with more friends. We went club hopping all over the Gaslamp and I think I had fun. I remember crying and getting hyphy because one bouncer wouldn’t let me in; I’m in the process of changing my name and I only had my old invalid drivers license with my old name and a hole punched through it and a print out temporary license. I think we went to 5 bars and only one wouldn’t let me in, but it’s something to keep in mind when and if you change your name!

If you’re counting, that makes it twice that I’ve blacked out at a wedding-related event. Is it ironic that earlier that night I had toasted to “new beginnings and making responsible, adult choices?” I have a huge cut on my toe from when I broke a glass and apparently I was shouting, “What did I do to my wrist? It’s broken! Too much fist pumping!”

In total, we had about 8 people with us. A LOT of my friends and their boyfriends flaked and I felt bad that Mr. G didn’t have a lot of male companions around. But it was definitely fun having him there with me - he took care of me on our big night out and brought me water the next day, when I spent the whole day praying to the Porcelain God. Definitely a plus for having your husband around on your bachelorette night. We were supposed to take him to Hooters but since I was so hung over, we decided to save that for a different night. I’m finding the balance between my girlfriends and Mr. G a little difficult to find but luckily Mr. G is being a trooper and doesn’t mind hanging out with my old hometown girlfriends!

Did you go over the top with your bachelorette party?