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Mrs. Pin Cushion, Oakland, CA Age and Occupation: 25, Nurse Fiance's Age and Occupation: 26, PhD Student Engagement Date: November 23, 2008 Wedding Date: July 2010 Venue: Radonich Ranch, Los Gatos About Me: I'm the 3 Cs: crafty, creative and quirky (oh, that's not a C? Close enough!). I'm also a recycling fanatic, fluent in bad accents and I have the loudest laughter this side of the Mississippi. I have not just one sweet tooth, but a whole mouth full of sweet teeth. I cry at 97.4% of all movies I see, but my fiance's always there to hand me a tissue. My geek-chic fiance and I are planning a wedding full of color, cookies and handmade goodness and I can't wait to spill the beans on all of our crazy ideas!
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It’s Too Late for Me…

October 29th, 2010 @ 5:42 pm by Mrs. Pin Cushion

…but perhaps you can have your wedding at McDonald’s!

Listening to NPR on a recent commute, I heard a news story that I just had to share with the hive—McDonald’s now offers wedding packages for the Big Mac loving bride and groom!

To be honest, it seems like quite a steal. Here is what you get for the low, low price of $400:

1. Ceremony and reception space at the home of the golden arches (though they won’t close the restaurant for you [the McNugget addicts need their fix, even if it is your wedding day]).

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2. Catering for up to 100 guests. Let the french (fry) kisses and then milkshake dancing commence!

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3. A wedding dress made of twisty balloons (extra charge for lotion caused by the inevitable chaffing).

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I’m actually really smitten with the blue dress and the skirt on the red one. (Source)

4. A wedding cake tower made of warm apple pies.

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That gent on the right is super pumped! (Source)

5. Plus, they’ll provide all your guests with kiddie toys as wedding favors!

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The package deal really adds up to one sweet (and salty and greasy) deal, don’t you think?

Would you ever get married at a fast food joint? Where would you pick?

I think I would go with Wendy’s and have a fountain that endlessly flows with chocolate frosty!

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25 Responses to “It’s Too Late for Me…”

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Mrs. Lovebird (message)  977 posts, Busy bee

Haha~ I love this, especially the balloon wedding dress!

 
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feministbride
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feministbride (message)  283 posts, Helper bee

O. M. G. !!!

 
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missbiscuit
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missbiscuit (message)  1,054 posts, Bumble bee

And then you can take home a commemorative big mac that will last the length of your marriage since they don’t ever disintegrate!

 
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missbiscuit
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missbiscuit (message)  1,054 posts, Bumble bee

er.. decompose I guess is a better word than disintegrate. But you get my drift… an anniversary burger that the couple can pull out 20 years later and it’s still the original from their wedding! How.. umm.. romantic?

 
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TLH21
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TLH21 (message)  289 posts, Helper bee

Wow, this is crazy….Are they serious or did I just get punked? Great post for Friday

 
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Miss Twigs (message)  126 posts, Blushing bee

Ahhhh….what a great post to start a weekend!

 
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TLH21
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TLH21 (message)  289 posts, Helper bee

@missbiscuit: lol

 
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In the media
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In the media (message)  1,683 posts, Bumble bee

BF would adore this. He LOOOVESSS McDonalds. Best not show him this …

 
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smileyd
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smileyd (message)  593 posts, Busy bee

I’d do Dairy Queen or Tim Hortons.
Reason: A ton of our early dates were at DQ, and he is obsessed with Timmies coffee.

 
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Mrs. Octopus (message)  1,438 posts, Bumble bee

Uuuuhhhh this is awesome.

 
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Pumalvr (message)  106 posts, Blushing bee

I’m just waiting for the teasing to commence from my family after this makes the rounds on the internet. I love Mc Donalds more than I care to admit, I’ve never celebrated any life event there, but I certainly wouldn’t rule out McD’s as an post reception snack. Haha!

 
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Miss Knitting (message)  1,072 posts, Bumble bee

That’s hilarious! Cancelling the Faculty Club now.

 
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HELLOLVR
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HELLOLVR (message)  49 posts, Newbee

no. lol, no i would not.
but if i had a choice, chipotle all the way!

 
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Mrs. Jellyfish
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Mrs. Jellyfish (message)  1,453 posts, Bumble bee

I wouldn’t, but In-n-Out would be tempting…

 
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Mary Poppins
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Mary Poppins (message)  107 posts, Blushing bee

@TLH21:

I mis-read that, I thought you said “Or have I been puked”. It’s ok that you didn’t though . . . I did it for you :P

 
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missbiscuit
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missbiscuit (message)  1,054 posts, Bumble bee

@Mrs. Jellyfish: Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! ;)

 
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mrspaetz
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mrspaetz (message)  3,812 posts, Honey bee

Hilarious! I’d pick A&W just for the frosty mug rootbeer floats :P

 
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that’s a hilarious idea. in n’ out all the way!!

 
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Mrs. Buttons
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Mrs. Buttons (message)  5,014 posts, Bee Keeper

Oh gosh…these photos terrify me!!!

Well, since I don’t really eat fast food, I’d have to say Chipotle as well (that isn’t fast food right? Well, it is “fast” but it isn’t processed)! That, or Mr. Buttons would request Chic-Fil-A…endless boxes of chicken biscuits!

 
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Mrs. Pin Cushion, Oakland, CA Age and Occupation: 25, Nurse Fiance's Age and Occupation: 26, PhD Student Engagement Date: November 23, 2008 Wedding Date: July 2010 Venue: Radonich Ranch, Los Gatos About Me: I'm the 3 Cs: crafty, creative and quirky (oh, that's not a C? Close enough!). I'm also a recycling fanatic, fluent in bad accents and I have the loudest laughter this side of the Mississippi. I have not just one sweet tooth, but a whole mouth full of sweet teeth. I cry at 97.4% of all movies I see, but my fiance's always there to hand me a tissue. My geek-chic fiance and I are planning a wedding full of color, cookies and handmade goodness and I can't wait to spill the beans on all of our crazy ideas!

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