Weddingbee Blog

Have I mentioned how stoked I am that we’re bringing back all of these series? Here are some not-so-secret, but semi-embarrassing, random tidbits about moi.

I am fully prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

I’m not a huge horror fan, but for some reason, I loooooooove zombies movies. If a zombie apocalypse happened, I think I could totally survive it. As a matter of fact, I think I’d enjoy myself.

Aim for the head!

If there’s a zombie attack, come find me. I’ll be ready.

In our house, “butthole” is a term of endearment.

Photo by my friend Jess

It started with the dog. When we first got him as a puppy, he used to climb all over everything, so we started calling him “monkey.” That became “monkey butler,” then “butler” and finally, “butthole.” It’s done with nothing but fondness (”Come here, butthole! Come snuggle with mom!”) but we call him that more than we call him his actual name.

Even worse, we call each other butthole sometimes. It’s always done with affection. “I love you, butthole.” Awww.

I own a Snuggie, and I’m not afraid to use it.

I got my Snuggie as a gag gift from a co-worker last holiday season, and you better believe that I wore that thing every day from December through March. Yes, it made me look like some creepy blue druid. No, I didn’t care.

This is me wearing it the day I got it. At my work desk. Which is still this messy.

I fight unphotogenic-ness by making funny faces.

When I was young and skinny, I used to be pretty damned photogenic. I actually looked better in photos than I did in real life. But now I’m heavier and I no longer have the taut, dewy skin of a girl in her early 20s. And I just don’t photograph well. To combat this, I make funny faces in a lot of photos.

Now, I just look bad on purpose. It’s all about control, people, all about control.

And now you know some strange and random factoids about one Miss Sloth!