Weddingbee Blog

One night I was at a Hong-Kong style dessert café with a few friends, and the waitress came over to take our order.

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“I’d like a papaya milkshake, please,” I said.

“Oh! You know papaya milk makes your boobs bigger, right?” the waitress asked.

(It’s a Hong-Kong style café—nothing surprises me anymore.)

“Well in that case, make it a super size,” I quipped back.

Fast forward five years.

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Waist bigger. Arms bigger. Thighs bigger. Boobs? Same size.

When I first started dress shopping, I wasn’t too concerned about fitting into sample sizes. After all, that’s what those clips are for, right? And I was right not to be concerned because apparently the only area where clips were needed was my bust.

Before I jump into divulging my dress-shopping experience, I thought it’d be interesting to see what other types of “natural breast-enhancement remedies” there are.

• Drinking papaya milk (Taiwan/Asia)
• Sesame-seed-oil rub
• Grape-seed extract
• Rubbing butter
• Fresh onion juice mixed with turmeric and honey
• Constant sucking and caressing of breasts from significant other (Africa)

I did not run to the nearest herbal-supplement store to grab what sesame-seed oil or grape-seed extract I could find because I’m way past my “growing” prime. I did, however, purchase these in preparation for more dress shopping:

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These are silicone self-adhesive Nubra bras that do not show under your garments, providing a seamless look.

Shh…it’s my secret. As long as the guests can’t see it, nobody will know!

Do you have any natural breast-enhancement secrets to share? Don’t be selfish now!