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Mrs. Jaguar, Sydney Age and Occupation: 27, Primary School Teacher Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, IT Consultant Engagement Date: August 8, 2009 Wedding Date: June 2011 Venue: Curzon Hall About Me: I'm an Australian girl who is a self-proclaimed nerd, loves all things stationery and would be lost without books, music and the internet. Mr. Jaguar and I have been together for the past eight years and he finally popped the question last August. Hurrah! We currently live in Sydney, Australia with our adorable cat who thinks he's a person. We're a couple who likes to multi-task: we've been planning a wedding abroad, a permanent move from London to Sydney, and preparing to build our own home all at the same time. Travelling makes me giddy...as does Mr. Jaguar, of course!
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Secret Life of Bees: Jaguar Edition

February 22nd, 2011 @ 12:04 pm by Mrs. Jaguar

We share so much about our wedding planning lives with you, but I think it’s time for some token randomness, don’t you?

I have the taste-buds of a fussy toddler. Apparently I’ve always been this way, and I appear to have never grown out of it—I’m still fussy to this day. I used to swallow mouthfuls of peas whole like pills, because I didn’t like the pasty texture. I’m the same with beans or lentils. The paste taste… blargh. I hate fruit with seeds, even if the actual taste inside is nice and sweet (case in point: kiwis and strawberries). My arch nemesis is one that everyone else is in love with, though: I have a complete and utter hatred of tomatoes. The mere thought of eating one makes me gag. Something about the seedy, soggy part on the inside gives me the heebie-jeebies. (Though funnily enough, I can eat strawberry jam, tomato sauce and pasta creations with absolutely no issues.)

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I get my lefts and rights confused.

I’m twenty six years old, I teach primary-aged children for a living, and I still mess up my directions. I actually ran into a concrete road island when I was learning to drive, because I turned left when my instructor told me to turn right. And I still do that, even now. (Although luckily, I haven’t collided with anything since then.)

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I’m compulsively early. To everything. It’s ridiculous, but I can’t help it—I have issues with being late. I would rather arrive super early and read a book in my car, as opposed to showing up at the last minute and being flustered. I also get really, really irritated when other people make me late—my future husband fits in to this category occasionally! On the bright side, at least I won’t be one of those brides who holds the wedding up making her grand entrance—I have a feeling that I’ll probably be dragging everyone to the church to make sure we’re right on time!

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I talked to Taylor Hanson. It was 1997. I was thirteen. I was blasting MmmBop on repeat at every chance I got. Sydney was in the middle of Hanson-fever. Wow, did I have a thing for these guys. I knew every song lyric. I had no space on my walls free; they were completed covered with posters, 90% of them of the singing brothers from Tulsa. I used to watch their DVD obsessively. And then, one day, they announced an Australian visit—OH EM GEE. I wasn’t able to get to any of the promo shows, seeing that I didn’t live near a big city, but I did enter any and all competitions to try and get my hands on anything Hanson-related. And what do you know…I won one. I won a phone call with the band, and spent five glorious minutes stuttering awkwardly about how great they were and asking them random questions. My mum taped it for me, and I still have that cassette floating around somewhere at home. It’s my one claim to fame, and I’m sticking with it!

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I once had a permed fringe. This could potentially be the most disturbing thing I put out there on the internet. To set the scene for you, I’ve always had long, perfectly dead-straight fine hair. Always have, always will. But apparently when I was younger (we’re talking nine or ten here) I went through a phase. A phase that involved me desperately wanting to perm my fringe. Why just my fringe? I have no idea. Apparently I wanted the boofy fringe but the straight hair. To me, the bigger question of all is WHY ON EARTH did my mother agree to it? I’ve still yet to figure that out. Personally, I think it’s because she wanted to have a stash of photos to torment me with in the future, just like this one:

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Oh, the shame. So glad that phase only lasted a year. ;)

So now that I’ve shared a little more about me, it’s time for you to spill a quirk or two about yourself in the comments. Any other fringe-permers out there?!

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28 Responses to “Secret Life of Bees: Jaguar Edition”

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jo.lee
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jo.lee (message)  5,820 posts, Bee Keeper

Haha, no fringe and I barely knew who Hanson was, but I’m directionally challenged and I eat like a little kid, too :). There was an episode of “Four Weddings” recently where the bride ordered chicken nuggets for herself with a big thing of ketchup, and I’m really considering it…

 
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xtatic1
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xtatic1 (message)  778 posts, Busy bee

That photo is cute, nothing like embarrassing childhood photos! I am a tad older than you so for me it was New Kids on the Block… I was OBSESSED! I did have perms, although I permed my whole head. I do question my fashion sense at that age though. And yes, why did our mothers let us look like that! :)

 
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Queen2bee (message)  129 posts, Blushing bee

I hate raw tomatoes too! The only thing I will consider eating them in is tacos because they are diced and most of the seeds are gone. But most of the time, I hate them. I don’t want to even talk about bad hair. My mom botched a bowl cut right before the big family vacay to Disney World, and I ad to go to the salon to fix it, so I had a very unattractive short boy cut as a little girl.

 
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wolfpackbride
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wolfpackbride (message)  85 posts, Worker bee

I am right there with you on the first 3–I swear it could have been a post I was writing! I too am an elementary school teacher in the making, and I confuse my left and right all the time. My fiance jokes about how he can always see my brain working whenever he says “go left”!

 
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Margarita

You and my fi would get along. He’s an extreme picky eater. Anti anything mushy (tomatoes, avocados etc). And anti anything smelly (tuna anyone???).

 
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Miss Cotton Candy (message)  436 posts, Helper bee

I feel u on the food issues jaguar! I hate tomato but love ketchup love fruit but hate it in any type of dessert!

 
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Miss Biscuit (message)  624 posts, Busy bee

I still get my right messed up from my left. I really have to think about it. Sigh.

 
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Miss Lox (message)  1,128 posts, Bumble bee

Do you ever do the thing where you make Ls with your thumb and first finger and hold them in front of you? The one that makes the correct L is left. Sadly, I do this all the time.

 
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Lexsy
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Lexsy (message)  537 posts, Busy bee

Lol I also kind of confuse left and right, drives my FI crazy! Great post

 
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Miss Elephant
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Miss Elephant (message)  6,182 posts, Bee Keeper

Love that last picture! My mom used to curl my bangs super huge, I laugh at those pictures.

 
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tall_jenny
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tall_jenny (message)  452 posts, Helper bee

ha! You and I are a lot alike. I STILL swollow peas and beans whole (with a swallow of water or milk). I also confuse my lefts and rights. I’m also always early for everything. I hate hate HATE being late. I would rather not go than be late.

I’m training to be an elementary school teacher too. Oh, and on my picture on my learners licence I LOOKED like one of the hansons….

 
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lolo7835 (message)  558 posts, Busy bee

I to hate raw tomatoes. It’s the texture of the seeds-ick.

But cooked tomatoes are delish as the texture totally changes for me.

 
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Miss Tartlet
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Miss Tartlet (message)  3,207 posts, Sugar bee

Oh gosh, I’m also compulsively early. One of the reasons why I’m so glad I have a Kindle now; it’s always on me in case I’m 15 minutes early (which isn’t uncommon!). Adorable photo of Past Jag!

 
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Mrs. Trail Mix (message)  6,328 posts, Bee Keeper

Ohhhh hahahaha, that haircut is um, special :)

 
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tink4kali
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tink4kali (message)  66 posts, Worker bee

I’m totally with you on the hatred of tomatoes AND the epic love of Hanson as a teenager. So glad I’m not the only one that crushed on the teenage boys with long blonde hair.

 
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Miss Giraffe
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Miss Giraffe (message)  4,216 posts, Honey bee

That haircut kills me!! Best Jag photo, ever!!!!!!

 
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Miss Jaguar
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Miss Jaguar (message)  4,656 posts, Honey bee

@jo.lee: It does suck that hating so many healthy foods means that my favourites are so bad for me. Sigh.

@xtatic1: Maybe we’ll do it to our own kids one day. ;) I LOVED NKOTB too, but I was too young to really appreciate them at the time!

 
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Miss Jaguar
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Miss Jaguar (message)  4,656 posts, Honey bee

@Queen2bee: Oh no! I thankfully never got a bowl cut, I’m glad at least my mum let me keep my hair long for the most part. Poor thing!

@wolfpackbride: Spacially challenged teachers, woohoo! Mr. Jag teases me about it all the time too. :)

 
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Miss Jaguar
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Miss Jaguar (message)  4,656 posts, Honey bee

@Margarita: Did I mention I don’t eat seafood? :D

@Miss Cotton Candy: Yes!!! I feel so much better now knowing other people are sort of similar. At least, some of us. ;)

 
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Miss Jaguar
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Miss Jaguar (message)  4,656 posts, Honey bee

@Miss Biscuit: Right there with ya, my friend.

@Miss Lox: I do this a lot. Especially while driving. :D

 
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Mrs. Jaguar, Sydney Age and Occupation: 27, Primary School Teacher Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, IT Consultant Engagement Date: August 8, 2009 Wedding Date: June 2011 Venue: Curzon Hall About Me: I'm an Australian girl who is a self-proclaimed nerd, loves all things stationery and would be lost without books, music and the internet. Mr. Jaguar and I have been together for the past eight years and he finally popped the question last August. Hurrah! We currently live in Sydney, Australia with our adorable cat who thinks he's a person. We're a couple who likes to multi-task: we've been planning a wedding abroad, a permanent move from London to Sydney, and preparing to build our own home all at the same time. Travelling makes me giddy...as does Mr. Jaguar, of course!

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