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As I’ve mentioned a few (gabillion) times, I don’t do math. (Interestingly enough, since I am the one doing most of the wedding planning, I am also the one in charge of the money and budget. Hilariously scary. But that will be a post for another time…probably about two months before the wedding, when I realize we are wayyyyyyy over budget.)
Anyway, I don’t do math. Or money. Numbers of any kind, really. I’m not very good at following any type of calculated plan, and that’s kind of what creating a wedding is: adding together a bunch of elements to equal something amazing and romantic and fun and personal.
It’s something like this:
(details + decisions + projects - worry - tears + photos x alcohol x unknown)
____________________________________________
money^3
=
Wedding
Today I am obsessing about the elements that need to be added together to make a good tablescape. Normally when I throw a party the table is covered in brightly colored bowls and containers and food, like this.
Somehow, I think this is not gonna go at our wedding.
When I went to look at the (g)linens, the ladies there were really stoked about my milk glass, but also mentioned that maybe I would like to add “something else” to the table. Unknown table elements = immediate stress for this bride.
So now, the equation for our tables looks like this:
= Awesome Tables!!!
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, y’all, but even I know we need to solve for the unknown here, so we’re starting with signs!
No, not these sines!
Chalkboard signs! I’m envisioning smallish ones on each table with that table’s name and a brief description.
Option 1: Shabby chic. I kinda hate that phrase, but I think it describes these whitewashed, weathered signs perfectly. Cute, right?

via Unveiled
Option 2: Neutral and low key.

Photography by Shannon Nicole Smith / Styled by Sarah Hearts / via Ruffled
Option 3: No border. This would be propped up on a small easel.

Option 4: Brightly colored and quirky! I kinda love this one. I feel like the fancy-ish linens (Glinen! Sorry, I cannot say/type it without the jazz-hands emphasis!) and the vintage-y silverware is taking us to another level of poshness, and it scares me. This brings the quirk back in.

photography by Gia Canali with Sara Remington / calligraphy by Michele Papineau via Martha Stewart Weddings
Option 5: Oh snap, y’all! They went old school with green chalkboard paint!

Photography by Alice Hu via Weddingbee Real Wedding: Jeannie and Dane
Option 6: More ornate frames painted in different colors.

OK, so no, it isn’t rocket science and thank God for that! But I really do need some help making a decision so that me and my lil’ sis can crank these out over the holidays.
Question 1: Black chalkboard paint or green?
Question 2: What type of frame? Borderless, wooden, painted, metal, shabby chic? And if painted, what color?
Question 3: What was your least favorite subject? I bet it was stupid math.
*Just posting that pic made me feel a bit nauseous. This is how strong my aversion to math truly is.
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