Zipper-dee-doo-dah: The Basics

An acquaintance of mine once told me a story of her zipper bursting at her wedding. Her mother quickly whip-stitched the zipper back together and later, at the reception, her father handed the groom a pocketknife and said, “You’re gonna need this later.”

Zipper malfunctions and weddings are sometimes common and unfortunate friends. This post is by no means meant to freak anyone out, but rather to help you make friends with zippers and know what to do with them when they malfunction. What’s that saying”¦”keep your friends close and your enemies closer””¦”know thy enemy”? Those toothy little bastards can seem intimidating and difficult, but they really aren’t. They are a lot like us in that when they are put under too much stress, they break.

Today, I’m going to focus on two pretty basic problems of zippers refusing to go up or down.

My zipper won’t go up because it’s too tight”¦

First of all, don’t force it!

The gut reaction for most people is to yank on the zipper with all of their might until it goes. This will, more than likely, result in a situation where it goes off track or bursts all together. Ahhhhhh!

All you really need to do is smoosh and redistribute where things are sitting. All of us galls have done this at one time or another and I have seen people smoosh in two different ways”¦straight in and wraparound. Straight in is like so”¦

1

Take your newly manicured mitts and, coming straight in from the sides, smoosh your body so the person doing the zipping can get it working. Continue this process all the way up the body, stopping and resmooshing whenever the zipper fails to move. I also find that securing the hook and eye at the top before zipping helps. The wraparound technique is similar, but involves smoothing the fabric and body from front to back so there is excess to zip. While the wraparound technique works, you are essentially moving all of your skin to the back, instead of evenly distributing it, and therefore are more likely to get “back fat.”

My zipper won’t go up because there’s fabric in it”¦

Again, don’t force it!

Ugh, we all hate it when that teensy piece of fabric gets caught in the zipper. It’s so annoying!

2

Move the excess fabric away from the teeth and firmly, yet gently, pull the zipper up. The fabric should come free from the zipper head.

3

If, after this, you have fabric stuck in the teeth, repeat the process downward. Just remember to be gentle and firm. It may be necessary for you to pull out your needle-nose pliers from your sewing kit if the fabric is thick and needs additional coaxing and leverage.

Up next? Tackling the BIG issue”¦zipper splitting.

BLOGGER

waffle

Location:
Austin
Wedding Date:
June 2011
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    bRooklynRocks 4048 posts, Honey bee @ 4:52 pm

    Wow, didn’t know that trick when it comes to fabric getting stuck in the zipper. Thanks.

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    souliganprincess 537 posts, Busy bee @ 4:57 pm

    I’m soooooooooo nervous about the zipper! At the first fitting it was quite snug and the alterations lady kept saying how hard the invisible zippers were to get up.

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    TheFutureMcBride 4485 posts, Honey bee @ 4:59 pm

    Thanks! I can use this advice even though I’m married.

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    SweetSara 292 posts, Helper bee @ 5:26 pm

    that happened to my cousin during her ceremony. They slipped quietly behind the alter and he safety pinned it. No one even noticed.

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    painauchocolat 2298 posts, Buzzing bee @ 5:50 pm

    Good tip to avoid back fat! thanks!

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    Zinzerena 4207 posts, Honey bee @ 7:38 pm

    My ultimate goal: But a corset!!! (problem solved for all squishing needs, lol, at least for me!)

    Thanks for the advice!!! Hopefully I can remember it! ;)

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    mspony 9265 posts, Buzzing Beekeeper @ 8:06 pm

    Something else to worry about, jk! These are definitely good tips to keep in mind!

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    magic 640 posts, Busy bee @ 10:52 pm

    When I went to try on MY dress, at the salon when it first came in, the salon lady* zipped me up in the very very VERY tight zipper…and then could not unzip me! Apparently, Jim Hjlem dresses (all gowns?) come with fresh, new, tight zippers that are unmanageable? She had to cute me out of it and they sewed a new zipper in.

    *salon lady – what is the term for this? i drank two glasses of wine and can’t remember….

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    msseal 1179 posts, Bumble bee @ 11:09 pm

    Great tips, Waffs! Those damn little zippers can be so frustrating!

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    mscottoncandy 436 posts, Helper bee @ 11:42 pm

    Biggest fear ever! Thanks fore the great tips!

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    tartlet 3227 posts, Sugar bee @ 11:51 pm

    No joke, I was *just* worrying about this today. Thanks for the tips, Waffle! I await your next post!

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    IvyClimb 2612 posts, Sugar bee @ 12:58 am

    I had a dress zipper split right before a formal dance in college. I just tossed the thing and put on my friend’s dress and looked fabulous. (And inspired myself to lose 20 pounds, hooray!) Guess that doesn’t work so well with wedding dresses…

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    marieta 339 posts, Helper bee @ 1:47 am

    I am yet again relieved that I have a corset and no zipper. I had enough of zipperness with my BM dress… as it loosened over the course of the day, I kept having to yank up the dress.

    But my BMs will have zippers, so I’m paying attention for their sake!

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    snowcone 1141 posts, Bumble bee @ 8:31 am

    I used to think I was hot stuff because I knew the secret to getting a formal dress to zip up, but now that you bring up the back fat thing, I realize I’ve been doing it incorrectly all these years. Thanks for the light bulb moment!

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    hyena 2537 posts, Sugar bee @ 12:43 pm

    Thank goodness my dress is lace-up! If I come up with any more things to worry about, my head might explode.

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    Kcoleybear 683 posts, Busy bee @ 11:23 pm

    Oh I am so glad my dress doesn’t have a zipper.

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    carousel 590 posts, Busy bee @ 6:58 pm

    Great tip, I’ll remember this!

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