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Here’s my 10 step plan to ensure a ton of fun during your bachelorette party!

Step 1: Have a super fun shower at your parents’ beforehand.

I was lucky enough to have a nice small shower planned by my awesome mother and sister right before my friends and I went up to Pittsburgh to get our bachelorette on. The highlights were the games my sister chose: one was trivia about me and one was trivia about British sayings. No toilet paper in sight. A+ Sister Biscuit.

Step 2: Begin the evening with cookies shaped like a certain part of the male anatomy.

My friends baked delicious cookies for me! My favorite was the one that was—erm—missing half of part of the cookie and had “Livestrong” iced onto it. Oh, and the cookie they made of Mr. Biscuit. It was the first to go.

Step 3: Have 2 sashes.

One lit up, and one was smaller and prettier. Unfortunately, the one that lit up stopped lighting after we hit it twice, so I kept the pink one on.

Step 4: Decide it is too early for dinner, and drink a pitcher of Sangria first.

Yum!

Step 5: Eat at a lovely German brewery. Make sure to drink beer, take ski shots, and dance on the chairs.

Step 6: Go to another awesome bar. Accept free shot from bartender, drink a double IPA, and meet another bachelorette friend and her companion.

Step 7: Go dancing at a bar with no cover that only plays “house music.” Make sure there are only five very weird looking people there awkwardly standing on the dance floor.

I don’t have pictures after this point, but I can show you a reenactment:

Step 8: Fall and cause some carnage.

What good is a bachelorette party if you don’t have a gnarly scar? I know some of you get sick when you see gore, so I chose to add an artist’s rendition of the event.

Step 9: Wake up feeling very sick and cursing yourself for mixing drinks. Go to brunch. Get sick outside of restaurant, in BM A’s car, and on your parents’ lawn.

Step 10: Sleep the rest of the day, while your disapproving mother shakes her head as she always does if you have more than one drink.

How was your bachelorette party? Anybody have an embarrassing incident the day after? Any carnage?