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Hello, my name is Miss Funnel Cake and I am a DIY failure. It’s OK to admit this… we all have DIY fails sometimes and it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Meet my failure:
I decided to dye crinoline #2 and in true Miss-Funnel-Cake-fashion, I hastily decided to do it in my washer this weekend. In my mind, buying a large metal bowl to try and cook red hot dye on my stove and figure out somewhere to pour it out without staining my bathtub, kitchen and/or myself seemed like a bad idea.
So I went the washer route. But you see… I have a small, front-loading, eco-size washer. Maybe this was not the best idea… Whatever.
(Image via Imbiex)
With the help of Mr. Funnel Cake, I read the German instructions of the dye I purchased last week and off I went! I cut open the dye packs, emptied them in my washer, poured in the vinegar, stuffed in my overly puffy crinoline that I had hastily wet in the bathtub, and recklessly set the machine to 95ºC/203ºF.
Herein lies my problem: I probably did not wet the crinoline properly. Not being completely soaked, the bunched up crinoline did not take the dye evenly in the washer… and the washer did not do the greatest job of mixing everything.
The result is, in the words of an OSU designer professor, “Not good. It’s bad.”
How will I pull off an Ashlee Simpson jig in this spotted mess?
Mr. Funnel Cake said he liked it and it reminded him of tie-dye. I told him it reminded me of bloody tampon. I’m not wearing that on my wedding day.
Is it salvageable? We’ll have to see. Today I’m heading back to the pharmacy to buy more dye and try again.
What’s your biggest DIY fail?
*Pictures personal unless noted.
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