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For many months I’ve been thinking about cake toppers from afar… and with less than two months until the big day it’s time to address this decision. Apparently I’m one of those crazy brides who wants a custom cake topper. Can you blame me?

(Photos by Aruna B. Photography)
One look at Mrs. Tartlet’s cake is enough to convince anyone they need their own personalised couple. But what kind of cake topper did I want? (And I say “I” here because Mr. Funnel Cake really doesn’t give a crap what we do for this.)
($73 Cake Topper by Buttonwilloe
At first, I thought it would be so cute to get animal cake toppers because Mr. Funnel Cake always calls me “his little elephant” or “his little piggie.” But I don’t really have any animal I refer to him as… except some vague connection with tigers. Then I thought how maybe animal toppers do not quite fit into our classic, traditional and “Swiss” theme we have going on. Fine. No animals.
So what else is there?
($160 Cake Topper by lollipopworkshop)
($48 Cake Topper by paintingpixie)
($90 Cake Topper by BlueButterflyDesign)
($135 Cake Topper by BlueButterflyDesign)
($56 Cake Topper by lacerubbish)
($60 Cake Topper by peanutbutterbandit)
($50 Cake Topper by Pegged)
($125 Cake Topper by dandelionland)
($690 Cake Topper by patysclay)
There is an overabundance of custom cake toppers available on Etsy, but they all have one problem in common. They are TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE. Really.
Hive, as much as I love the little wooden people, I really could not justify spending so much on a “frivolous” wedding expense. Sure, I could afford it, but on principle I can’t pay 100 bucks for something I feel like I could do myself.
Uh oh… did you catch that? “…I could do myself.”
…I smell a DIY project here. Time for another random Etsy wedding search!
($4.50 doll frommylittleniche)
($19.75 family of dolls from iUsedToBeATree)
($14 family of dolls from indigoinspirations)
I started contacting sellers to see who would ship to Switzerland, despite the fact that my US$ Paypal is linked to my mother’s address in Ohio. Yes, I’m that shady person always asking people to ship to my unverified foreign address so I can pay in my native US currency. (Gasp! The horrors!)
Can you guess which dolls I ended up buying?
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