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Miss Doe, Northern California Age and Occupation: 24, Real Estate Assistant Fiance's Age and Occupation: 23, Recycling Manager Engagement Date: December 25, 2010 Wedding Date: May 2012 Venue: Monte Verde Inn About Me: I’m a Rat Pack fan and a Christmas nut that loves to read, good wine, cheesy ’80s movies and ’90s sitcoms. My wiener dog with an attitude problem and lazy basset hound are my constant source of entertainment. He's a hunter and I like cooking so it's not rare to see wild game on our dinner menu. Both of us were born and raised in a small historic farming town where our feet are still firmly planted. We have been together for nearly a decade and have shared many life experiences together, including birthdays that are only one day apart. We are two old souls that are creating our long-awaited wedding with loads of tradition that blends our two styles into rustic elegance in the foothills of Northern California.
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I finally received the call that I had been waiting three months for. My dress was in. I instantly started emailing/calling/stalking my bridal party. Nobody other than my mom and sister had seen my dress yet, so it was important to me to have my bridal party with me. I immediately cleared a date and time with all of my girls. It takes almost an hour to get to the bridal salon from where I live, so we had to leave soon after we all got off work. I had just enough time to run home, change out of my work clothes and throw on some jeans, eat some dinner, grab my heels and camera, and head to my mom and dad’s house where everyone was meeting.

This is what needed to happen:

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This is what happened:

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You see, a funny thing happened on the way to the bridal salon. I rushed home after work, ran up to my front door, and turned the door knob. The door did not open. I pushed it real hard, and it did not budge. I soon realized that the dead bolt had been locked from inside the house, and there is no key to the dead bolt. Someone must have locked it and left through the garage. I quickly ran to my backyard and scoped out any cracked windows or unlocked side doors. Nada. I was completely locked out of my house. I was going to find a way in. There is no stopping a bride when she is trying to make her way to a bridal appointment. I did a once over on the side door of my house, and my warped bridal brain decided that, yes, I could break down this door. I tried to kick it in. Who did I think I was, the entire police department?

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Mind you, I was in heels. After almost breaking my big toe, I realized it was useless. I had to go or else I would be late. I drove over to my mom and dad’s house and explained what had happened. I was frazzled, to say the least. They told me to calm down. My dad said it’s not a big deal, I didn’t need all of that stuff anyhow. I then proceeded to tell him that I have blue underwear on, and everyone is going to see it through my white dress—this was a big deal! He offered to let me borrow some of his white underwear. Dad humor: the best kind. 

Everyone showed up to my mom and dad’s house, and we made it to my appointment on time. Once we were there and I saw my dress, my mood was quickly lightened and I had a blast. I also learned that blue underwear does not show though a wedding dress. Who knew? My dress looked beautiful, and we may have even found a potential bridesmaids’ dress. More on that later.

Moral of the story: things do not always go as planned. You just have to roll with the punches and everything will be just dandy. For the record, though, Mr. Buck examined the door I tried to bust down—he said I made it about halfway. Not bad for a girl in heels.

Give me your best story. Who else has had a ridiculous curve ball thrown their way? How did you handle it?

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19 Responses to “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bridal Salon”

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Miss Petit Four
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Miss Petit Four (message)  556 posts, Busy bee

That’s hilarious! There goes any chances of starting up a pop-a-lock business :D

 
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kimberlee10
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kimberlee10 (message)  186 posts, Blushing bee

Your dad and my dad = best friends :)
I feel that you need to capture that moment forever! Maybe that could be your something borrowed?

I purposefully wore really bright hot pink underwear when trying on dresses so that I would know if I needed to be careful on the big day. I tend to like bright stripey underwear. Some dresses I tried on I could easily see through - others not at all. So now you know also.

Glad everything worked out… ever find out about why the deadbolt was locked?

 
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Mrs Rock

Your Dad sounds pretty funny :) It’s nice when you can laugh about something to relieve some stress!

 
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sarah

haha!

 
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allie

Who do you live with that dead bolts the door without thinking? Hopefully this served as a good lesson :)

Glad things worked out, your dad sounds adorable…

 
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Mrs. Pain au Chocolat (message)  1,698 posts, Bumble bee

Love the dad humor - sounds like mine! Don’t get in the way of a bride on a mission. ;)

 
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Miss Seal
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Miss Seal (message)  1,179 posts, Bumble bee

Hehehe. Your dad is hilarious ;) Glad to hear the trip to the salon was successful! Woohooooo!

 
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Miss Porcupine (message)  428 posts, Helper bee

Haha. I love that you tried to break down the door.

 
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Miss Doe (message)  540 posts, Busy bee

Haha thanks everyone! And yes, my dad is hilarious. I’ll pass on to him all the weddingbee love :) also the person who locked the dead bolt and will remain nameless…forgot the dead bolt was locked and then left through the garage. It was a big mess at the time but now it gives me a great big laugh :) I’m just glad I made my appointment on time! Haha.

 
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Miss Ladyfingers (message)  1,119 posts, Bumble bee

Aw, I’ve totally tried to break into my own home before ;) Also, I could wear an entire blue latex suit under my wedding dress - nothing shows through that baby!

 
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Miss Fox (message)  859 posts, Busy bee

Oh my gosh. Your dad is awesome, hah! Good for you for rolling with the punches.. and half breaking down a door!

 
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Mrs. Cinnamon Bun
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Mrs. Cinnamon Bun (message)  1,100 posts, Bumble bee

I don’t know about your dress, but with all the layers in mine, I could have been wearing black tights, and no one would have noticed! That went for most dresses I tried on too, apart from a few of the drapey Grecian ones.

 
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Miss Kettle (message)  909 posts, Busy bee

Interesting story. Plans going awry is something I know about… Great job on the kick by the way!

 
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hisbahamamama
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hisbahamamama (message)  587 posts, Busy bee

I heart this story! The unexpected is what life’s about

 
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Miss White Pearl
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Miss White Pearl (message)  195 posts, Blushing bee

i’m really like maternally proud that you tried to kick down the door. that’s my bridal mentality, as well: by any means necessary lol how perfect that everything worked out because the situation had to be stressful during. now, hopefully, it’ll be easier to deal with the mishaps in the future, too!

 
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Mrs. Pony (message)  4,171 posts, Honey bee

Your dad sounds awesome!

 
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Miss Honey (message)  1,069 posts, Bumble bee

Yay for not seeing blue undies :) We got a flat tire on the way to get my dress…which is also an hr away. Driving on that donut for 45 mins felt like hourrrrrssss.

 
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CherieeBee (message)  53 posts, Worker bee

Miss Doe, you HAVE to wear those same blue undies as your something blue! I know you were planning on borrowing from your something borrowed category because your gorgeous garter is blue but this story is just too stinkin’ cute!

Props on almost knocking down the door! I love it! Bridal mentality is an amazing thing. They should bottle and sell it.

 
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tracylesq
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tracylesq (message)  162 posts, Blushing bee

This blog was freakin’ hilarious. I laughed at the picture of the SWAT team before I even read it.

Thanks!

 

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Miss Doe, Northern California Age and Occupation: 24, Real Estate Assistant Fiance's Age and Occupation: 23, Recycling Manager Engagement Date: December 25, 2010 Wedding Date: May 2012 Venue: Monte Verde Inn About Me: I’m a Rat Pack fan and a Christmas nut that loves to read, good wine, cheesy ’80s movies and ’90s sitcoms. My wiener dog with an attitude problem and lazy basset hound are my constant source of entertainment. He's a hunter and I like cooking so it's not rare to see wild game on our dinner menu. Both of us were born and raised in a small historic farming town where our feet are still firmly planted. We have been together for nearly a decade and have shared many life experiences together, including birthdays that are only one day apart. We are two old souls that are creating our long-awaited wedding with loads of tradition that blends our two styles into rustic elegance in the foothills of Northern California.

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