She’s just turned two, and she’s a stubborn, spoiled brat. Isn’t she adorable?
We think so, too. Which is why, originally, we wanted to have her at our wedding. We saw so many cute pictures of dogs at weddings. What’s cuter than a pug in a bow tie or a golden retriever carrying a bouquet??? Inspired, we told Miss Leeloo our plan. She was ecstatic to hear that she would have a role in the wedding, and she celebrated by taking a nap in her favorite bean bag chair.
Gratuitous baby picture:
After a little more thought, however, Mr. Unicorn and I realized that very few of our guests would be comfortable with a 65-pound pit bull in their midst, regardless of how cute she looks in a tutu. And, to be honest, Miss Leeloo is not as well trained as we like to think she is. She has been known to snatch food from people’s fingers, and none too gently, I might add. It’s hard to be gentle when your mouth is so darn big.
In the end, we decided to go ahead and reserve a “suite” for her at doggie daycare. She won’t be too thrilled about it, and neither will we, but it’s for the best.
Look at that FACE. Is that not the most pitiful pit bull you have ever seen???
Has anybody got suggestions for including her in the wedding without making our guests uncomfortable?