My bridesmaids are a very nosy bunch, so first things first:
UNICORN BRIDESMAIDS, read no further unless you wish to meet the same, sad fate as this poor, skewered bunny!
|Bunny Kebob, anyone? Image based on artwork created by Weddingbee; edited by Mr. Unicorn.|
Are they gone?
DISCLAIMER: No bunnies were harmed in the making of this gory graphic.
I’ll start off with a little backstory. You may recall that I met most of my bridesmaids in college, with the exception of Bridesmaid S, whom I met in high school, and Bridesmaid M (aka Future-Sister-In-Law). Although it’s difficult to keep in touch with them sometimes, we always pick right back up where we left off. Many of these special ladies are going out of their way to come to our wedding. Bridesmaid A is even flying in from New York! I feel super loved given that they’re putting so much effort into being there for me on my wedding day.
Without further ado, I give you…
…the “Oh Shit Kit!”
This handy little tote bag has been painted with each bridesmaid’s first initial, and that little white flower you see on the strap is actually a hair clip for them to use at the wedding.
Each kit contains:
-one lighter (because one of my biggest fears is that I will forget to bring a lighter for the centerpieces).
-one pack of mints
-one mini bottle of “Kinky Liqueur”
-one mini lint roller (because I have a grey and white dog that sheds grey and white hairs all over any dark clothing)
-two glow sticks (for the bachelorette party!!)
-two bubble rings (also for the bachelorette party!!)
-band-aids (for uncomfortable shoes and/or injuries sustained during the bachelorette party!!)
-make-up remover (to keep raccoon eyes at bay)
-a Wedding Timeline
-diagrams of the processional and recessional
-little compact mirrors with built-in hairbrushes
-a thank-you note
-a meaningful charm and/or small gift
I really can’t spoil my ladies enough! I think I’ll probably throw in a gift card to a coffee shop or spa or something, too.
What do you think, hive? Is there anything else I should add to the “Oh Shit!” Kits? What did you give your bridesmaids, if anything?