Due to the fact that most of my girlies are coming in from out of town, I decided to take the reins and plan my own bachelorette party. I used to work at a local nightclub, so I’m pretty familiar with the club/bar scene in Atlanta. I have an idea of how I’d like the night to go, so I wasted no time at all in creating an event on Facebook and inviting all my girlfriends! Below is the tentative itinerary that I sent to my guests:
6:00 PM – Hopefully most of you will have made it to Atlanta at this point. We’ll get things started at my house with some LIGHT drinks, a scintillating game of “Pin the Junk on the Hunk,” and dinner. I’m thinking weenie linguini with a cream sauce…
9:00 PM – By now, we should all be looking fabulous for a night out on the town. Together, this posse of sexy thangs will head to Coronet Club and/or Bliss All Nude Male Revue via taxi to feast our eyes on the marvel that is the male physique. Penis headbands strongly encouraged.
10:30 PM – Now we bid our new-found nakie friends a fond farewell before hailing a taxi to take us to Midtown where all hell will surely break loose as we visit our favorite haunts: Tongue and Groove, Opera, etc.
3:00 AM – Taxi back to home base where we will nurse our hangovers and wear our melted-mascara raccoon eyes like a badge of honor.
Important information to keep handy:
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(404) 260-1318 – Atlanta
(678) 926-2362 – Atlanta
(912) 754-5588 - Savannah
I know a lot of people have mixed feelings about bachelor/bachelorette parties, but I think that it’s all in good fun. The male strip club is more of a joke, really, because—let’s be honest, ladies—the sight of a naked grown man gyrating and thrusting on a stage is pretty hilarious and far from sexy.
I asked Mr. U what he’d be doing for his bachelor party and was amused to learn that he and his groomsmen will be going to the grownup version of Chuck E. Cheese. Hey, if my man says he would rather go play skeeball and arcade games than go to a strip club, I certainly won’t complain.
Whatcha think, hive? What did you do for your bachelorette party, if you had one? If not, what do you think of bachelorette/bachelor parties?