Due to the fact that most of my girlies are coming in from out of town, I decided to take the reins and plan my own bachelorette party. I used to work at a local nightclub, so I’m pretty familiar with the club/bar scene in Atlanta. I have an idea of how I’d like the night to go, so I wasted no time at all in creating an event on Facebook and inviting all my girlfriends! Below is the tentative itinerary that I sent to my guests:
6:00 PM – Hopefully most of you will have made it to Atlanta at this point. We’ll get things started at my house with some LIGHT drinks, a scintillating game of “Pin the Junk on the Hunk,” and dinner. I’m thinking weenie linguini with a cream sauce…
9:00 PM – By now, we should all be looking fabulous for a night out on the town. Together, this posse of sexy thangs will head to Coronet Club and/or Bliss All Nude Male Revue via taxi to feast our eyes on the marvel that is the male physique. Penis headbands strongly encouraged.
10:30 PM – Now we bid our new-found nakie friends a fond farewell before hailing a taxi to take us to Midtown where all hell will surely break loose as we visit our favorite haunts: Tongue and Groove, Opera, etc.
3:00 AM – Taxi back to home base where we will nurse our hangovers and wear our melted-mascara raccoon eyes like a badge of honor.
Important information to keep handy:
REJECTION HOTLINE NUMBERS: “Created in 2001, The Rejection Hotline is a fake phone number you can give out instead of your real number. Callers hear our humorous Rejection Hotline message and are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest.” – humorhotlines.com
(404) 260-1318 – Atlanta
(678) 926-2362 – Atlanta
(912) 754-5588 - Savannah
I know a lot of people have mixed feelings about bachelor/bachelorette parties, but I think that it’s all in good fun. The male strip club is more of a joke, really, because—let’s be honest, ladies—the sight of a naked grown man gyrating and thrusting on a stage is pretty hilarious and far from sexy.
I asked Mr. U what he’d be doing for his bachelor party and was amused to learn that he and his groomsmen will be going to the grownup version of Chuck E. Cheese. Hey, if my man says he would rather go play skeeball and arcade games than go to a strip club, I certainly won’t complain.
Whatcha think, hive? What did you do for your bachelorette party, if you had one? If not, what do you think of bachelorette/bachelor parties?
Weenie Linguini, Male Revue, Penis Headbands and Hell breaking loose?! Sounds like the perfect bachelorette party 
Didn’t have one, because no one offered to throw me one. I’m against strip clubs, but a spa day or dinner or *something* would have been welcomed.
In general I don’t like strip clubs. I have heard plenty of stories of the strippers wanting extra money on the side… Plus being demeaning to women and men alike. I have to agree the male strippers are more comical though. But to each their own and as long as you are both fine with it, have a blast!
The only thing I would have a problem with is the fake phone numbers. I don’t go out to bars/clubs so I don’t know what its like, but why even let a guy hit on you. As soon as a guy started talking I would tell him I’m engaged and walk away. So are the numbers just for fun to tease guys or to get them off your back or something?
Since my fiance and I don’t have a lot of friends we are having a combined party with friends and family probably at “grown up chuck e cheese” lol aka dave & busters and eating at dicks. If you don’t know, dicks is a restaurant where the servers are, well, dicks.
Aaaah Tongue and Groove…Maybe you should hit Wet Willies first for a lovely frozen drink…their “Call a Cab” or “Superwoman” will SO do the trick!
Side note: we were at Havana this weekend….I seriously need to memorize those rejection hotline numbers. Those dudes at Havana are PERSISTENT. Yeesh.
@dancebride13: I think the phone numbers are for her friends to give out to the random strangers if they hit on them and they don’t want to be “rude”
sounds like a typical bachelorette, but since you’re planning it yourself that must be what you want! at least you’re not doing the little sucker candies on a tank top thing. slutty!
my FI and I had our stagette together (both women) and it was SO much fun! our bridal party really pulled it together, and the games were hilarious. I am forever grateful for their efforts and the memories we made that night.
Celebrated my birthday at Tongue and Groove—it was definitely a night to remember and a morning I to forget, lol.
This sounds like it will be super fun! Those fake phone numbers are one of the most hilarious things ever, I kind of want to call it just to hear what it says to those poor guys.
Sounds like you will have a blast!!! My bridesmaids are planning my bachelorette party and I know nothing. My sister/moh told me that she alone is planning the bridal shower because planning the bachelorette party with 4 other women is stressful enough. It is secretly driving me crazy not having my hands in on it but… I am blessed to have such a sister to take on these tasks.
Sounds fun and very interesting, i’m not a fan particularly…but my guy can so whatever he wants. I’ll just stick with a shower.
If we had a Dave and Busters’ in the area, I would’ve loved that for my bachelorette, haha.
Haha I love all of it!! And the weenie linguini lol. I had one bachelorette w/ friends from my hometown which was a heavenly spa day and I have one this weekend in NYC where we will be touring the harbor on a yacht (no we don’t have that kind of money, just very lucky to have a great connection) and hitting up some tapas and nightlife
Ahhhhahaha, this sounds like so much fun Miss Unicorn!!
Mrs. Unicorn, Atlanta, Georgia Age and Occupation: 22, Retail Sales Consultant Fiance's Age and Occupation: 22, Graphic Designer Engagement Date: November 27, 2011 Wedding Date: September 2012 Venue: The Farm About Me: I’m an impatient, impulsive person with a creative side and a flair for the dramatic. I’m very much a DIY sort of girl, and I have the messy craft table to prove it. I worked at a veterinary clinic for the better part of seven years before diving headfirst into the totally different world of sales. I must say, the change has been one for the better; I no longer have clients that bite or scratch, nor does my workplace smell of kitty litter. My true passion, however, is aerial acrobatics and dance, and I hope to open my own studio one day. Mr. Unicorn doesn’t bat an eye when he comes home from work to find his fiancée hanging upside down from a pole. Together, we enjoy shooting things (with a camera), playing Xbox games (my strategy consists primarily of button-mashing), and enjoying the company of our spoiled pit bull named Leeloo. We are planning a fall wedding with lots of DIY details and a rustic-chic vibe. Our budget is tight, but we know we can work around it to plan the wedding we want.
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