The Bunting Bash: The One Where We Fling Undergarments

Before we could really get the dancing party started, we had a few more traditions to uphold. The bouquet toss, for one!

I had DIY’ed a little toss bouquet out of the silk flowers I had bought for centerpiece mock-ups using hot glue and spare ribbon the night before. Brides, do not let yourself handle hot glue guns the night before your wedding. It just won’t lead to good things. I, for instance, was reckless in my stressed state of mind and ended up burning the tip of my finger on scalding glue. The burn promptly blistered before my eyes and there was nothing anyone could do. Fortunately, the blister was well protected by my thick, shellacked nail, so it didn’t bother me throughout the wedding. But the experience made me even more eager to chuck that offending bouquet into a crowd of rabid women. That’ll teach it.

All right, all right, so silk flowers can’t be taught lessons and the crowd of women was far from being rabid, but the toss was still fun!

All single ladies, even the engaged, assembled behind me.

Bree-an0166

I was secretly aiming for the woman in green, as you may notice. I was privy to her boyfriend’s tentative plans and thought it’d be some good ol’ foreshadowing.

Bree-an0167

Bree-an0168

Bree-an0169

She ALMOST got it! But she’s an absolute sweetheart, so she let my little cousin claim the prize. It hardly affected anything, though, as the lady in green is now in the midst of planning her wedding!

We nearly didn’t have a garter toss, but friends convinced me and I managed to convince Mr. Bunting, and on the way home from an errand two days before the wedding, Mother Bunting and I picked up a $2 garter from a little bridal shop. Two-dollar garters are not the most comfortable of garters (I speak like I am an experienced garter analyst), so that baby didn’t go on until it was ready to be removed.

And that task, like I imagine most garter-retrieval scenes go, was quite entertaining. DJ Randee told Mr. Bunting he could have at it, but he had to woo me with his dance. So he sauntered over to some silly song while I giggled like a schoolgirl”¦

Bree-an0170

…and then he got shy. I can’t blame him. What’s more awkward than sticking your head under your new wife’s dress to retrieve a flimsy undergarment from around her thigh while ALL of your friends and family and new in-laws look onward with glee?

Bree-an0172

But once the garter had successfully been retrieved, the single men got serious. My cousins practiced their blocking positions and tested their arms’ lengths.

Bree-an0173

Mr. Bunting took aim.

Bree-an0174

And FIRED ZE MISSILES.

Bree-an0175

Despite their best warm-up efforts, no one actually wanted to dive for it. (They can’t appear desperate, these suave gentlemen!) That, or they knew they didn’t stand a chance against Best Man Bunting.

Bree-an0176

Who caught it. In his hat. Like a boss.

Bree-an0177

Yeah, you earned a victory dance.

Bree-an0178

Bree-an0179

Did that really just happen?

Yes, yes it did. We congratulated Best Man Bunting with a good ol’ group hug.

Bree-an0180

Next up, everyone puts on their dancing shoes! Which, for most women at weddings, really involved taking them off.

*Marked photos are copyright Bryan and Mae Photography. Unmarked photos are personal or guest photos.

Follow the adventure:

BLOGGER

Mrs. Bunting

Birthday:
December 23
Location:
Grand Rapids, MI
Wedding Date:
June 2011
Add a comment

comments

  1. Member
    Highness 82 posts, Worker bee @ 2:42 pm

    I love best man buntings face after the catch. Such a fun time :)

  2. Member
    Mrs. Dragon 814 posts, Busy bee @ 2:46 pm

    I *love* that he caught it in his hat. Also — the End of the World! Yes!!

  3. Member
    mstreasure 1655 posts, Bumble bee @ 3:12 pm

    Best Man Bunting FTW!

  4. Member
    mspony 9265 posts, Buzzing Beekeeper @ 4:55 pm

    Love the use of the hat, so awesome.

  5. Member
    panda 1359 posts, Bumble bee @ 7:05 pm

    wow, that is some amazing talent best man bunting has! love the action shot

  6. Member
    ChicagoDreamer 509 posts, Busy bee @ 9:37 pm

    BM laugh and smile is the best reaction. Very suave!

  7. Member
    MrsFutureG 1696 posts, Bumble bee @ 5:47 am

    But I am le tired.

    Well take a nap. THEN FIRE LE MISSLES!

  8. Member
    graywolf 725 posts, Busy bee @ 9:44 am

    @whomajigi: YES. thought that exact thing.

  9. Member
    bunting 687 posts, Busy bee @ 11:09 am

    @whomajigi: Guilty as charged! :D

  10. Member
    painauchocolat 2298 posts, Buzzing bee @ 12:30 pm

    Laughing hysterically over here at the garter toss! Mr. Bunting’s moves and the hat catch!! :) I think your wedding angels knew what a great moment it would be and encouraged you and Mr. Bunting to do it.

  11. Member
    jacofblues 1468 posts, Bumble bee @ 1:38 pm

    Awww the garter toss is awesome! I love how he got it in his hat!!!!

add a comment

Find Amazing Vendors