How Wonderful Life Is: The Truth About Cake Cutting

After we finished with table pictures and dinner was winding down, MOH Lefty, Best Man D, and Mr. Wiz’s dad all gave toasts.

*

I love this picture. Look how pretty our table looks!

Mr. Wiz and I were both really afraid of clinking our keepsake champagne flutes too hard and breaking them (they’re crystal, after all), so we had these hilarious looks of utter concentration on on our faces in all of the toasting pictures. (And we didn’t break them. Phew!)

Don’t break the glasses don’t break the glasses don’t break the glasses!

All the toasts were short and sweet, and before we knew it, it was time to cut the cake. Like our cupcakes, I made our little “bride & groom” top tier cake myself. I baked it the day before we left for the venue, and by that point I was just so done with wedding planning that I didn’t care that it came out really small and dinky and lumpy. Whatever! It tasted delicious and held our cake toppers. (By the way, I ended up leaving the bride’s dress as-is and exposing her little porcelain butt for all the world to see, and it was fine.) That’s all I cared about. The plate it was on was from a vintage tea and punch bowl set of my mom’s.

*

For our entire engagement I told Mr. Wiz that he’d better not smash the cake in my face, but I was never sure if he’d taken that to heart or not. As such, I approached our cake table with much trepidation.

We picked up our cake knife and sliced right in (and I made some nice faces).

And then, because I’m a classy broad, I dug the slice out with my hand and pulled it in half, one half for each of us. Apparently we went into this very unprepared and forgot about the cake server, plates, or forks. Duh!

I also made this face, because Cousin C’s delicious homemade marshmallow fondant (that she so lovingly decorated the cake with—thanks, C!) was stretchy and wouldn’t break evenly when I tried to pull it apart:

I gave Mr. Wiz one last warning look”¦

Seriously, don’t smash that in my face. / *

Before we sweetly placed the cake in each other’s mouths. (Aww.)

Are you aware of how weird it is to feed someone else cake while simultaneously being fed cake? It is extremely weird. I could feel my hand putting cake into a mouth, and I could feel a hand putting cake into my mouth, but they were not one and the same. I got my piece into Mr. Wiz’s mouth first and I had to concentrate on not biting his fingers off (which were halfway in my mouth), because my brain told me, “OK, your hand just put cake into a mouth, it must have been your mouth, so now chew!” because it couldn’t wrap itself around the fact that the mouth my hand had put cake in was not my own. (Does that even make sense?)

Suffice it to say, it was weird, and I got the giggles (are you sensing a theme here?).

*

*

I always wanted to do the looped-arm champagne sip at my imaginary dream someday wedding, so we decided to do that to wash down our cake after a quick smooch. It presented a slight problem because Mr. Wiz is right-handed but I’m left-handed, so one of us had to use our non-dominant hand. I don’t think we practiced or decided one way or the other beforehand, but it looks like we went right-handed”¦

Mmm, cakey kisses

Fun fact: Remember how all I had an appetite for during dinner was cupcakes? Well, by the time of the cake cutting I was still generally jazzed and not hungry, and also now had a stomach full of cupcakes and wine. My stomach was not feelin’ the extra mouthful of cake and champagne. It took me forever to chew my cake slice, and I had to concentrate extremely hard on swallowing it all without gagging. I really, really, really wanted to spit it out, but we were heading straight from cake into our first dance, so I needed to compose myself. As we walked to the dance floor I chanted in my head, “Just get it down just get it down just get it down.” I felt like one of those people on Survivor that has to eat a cockroach and swallow it before they can win. Just as we started dancing I was able to swallow my mouthful of cockroach cake without barfing. Victory!

How Wonderful Life Is: Just You and I, The Outtakes :  wedding pictures pittsburgh pro pics recap Wizard Wedding How Wonderful Life Is: What Did She Say? :  wedding pictures pittsburgh pro pics recap Wizard Wedding

Miss something? Follow along here!

All photos by MichaelWill Photography unless otherwise noted. Images market with an (*) are edited by me, with permission from Michael.

BLOGGER

Mrs. Wizard

Location:
Pittsburgh
Wedding Date:
June 2012
Add a comment

comments

  1. Member
    mstreasure 1655 posts, Bumble bee @ 12:21 pm

    I was like that, too, with the cake. I didn’t have much of an appetite, and the cake was just too sweet for my stomach. I had 2 bites of cake total and had to choke them down.

  2. Member
    Miss_Lionheart 44 posts, Newbee @ 12:21 pm

    ^_^ I think your little top tier cake looked so cute! And I love the way the figures looked on the day of, so cute.

    I was giggling so hard about the cake/mouth/fingers ;)

  3. Member
    Mrs. Dragon 813 posts, Busy bee @ 1:06 pm

    I was worried Mr. D would cake smash me, too, but he kept it in check. :) We used forks to feed each other — way easier than hands!

  4. Member
    mstoadstool 2485 posts, Buzzing bee @ 1:10 pm

    Hahaha yous faces while eating cake are so fun, I don’t think we’d feed each other at the same time for this exact reason, we’ll take turns.

  5. Member
    panda 1359 posts, Bumble bee @ 2:58 pm

    your cake looks delicious. I can’t believe you found the time to make it. I kind of want to smash cake in PBear’s face. =/ I’m a bad person

  6. Member
    Red Poppy 18 posts, Newbee @ 3:08 pm

    A stomach full of cupcakes and wine sounds pretty good to me right now! Your cake cutting photos are so sweet.

  7. Member
    coyote 1510 posts, Bumble bee @ 5:04 pm

    Oh my gosh I LOVE all of your expressions. Too funny! And honestly, if we didn’t have a coordinator nudging us along we would have totally forgotten about plates and forks, etc. We cut the cake and then stared at it like morons…. Like, now what?! I love that you just went for it and pulled it out with your hands!!

  8. Member
    blonde17jess 1290 posts, Bumble bee @ 6:20 pm

    I just laughed so hard at the weirdness of putting cake in someone else’s mouth while having cake put into your own mouth. You may have just inspired me to do one at a time for fear of biting his fingers!

  9. Member
    graywolf 725 posts, Busy bee @ 7:41 pm

    hahaha! you’re making me feel like we should practice this move…

  10. Member
    painauchocolat 2298 posts, Buzzing bee @ 7:57 pm

    You are hysterical. In description and photos. *hugs* Loved this recap!

add a comment

Find Amazing Vendors