A Perfectly Brainless Honeymoon

Did anyone else wake up six months out from your wedding and realize, “Crud, I have no idea where to go on a honeymoon.” But you were completely overwhelmed with wedding planning that the thought of planning the logistics of a vacation made you queasy?

Yep, that’s us.

As much as we love to travel, we knew we wanted our honeymoon to be ridiculously easy and brainless to plan. Hello Mr. Cruise. We spent about an hour looking at a few different cruise lines, destinations, and lengths. We paid our deposit and didn’t think about it again until the morning after our wedding.

Literally, Mr. S was a the lobby of the hotel printing out our boarding tickets about 11:45 AM the day of our cruise…


We had no idea what we were doing. We pulled up and saw this beauty:


I always wondered if a cruise would be boring. Umm…this was hardly a problem. Our boat was the Freedom of the Seas, a Royal Caribbean vessel. Instead of dragging this out for many posts, let me give you a summary of what went down.


We relaxed, ate, tanned, drank, giggled about how amazing our wedding was, watched shows, surfed, danced, and just fell more in love. Best trip ever.


After a crazy week of exams and then the wedding, it wasn’t until about day four that Mr. Squirrel was totally relaxed.

We created a few rules for our trip:

1. No planning (We would wake up in the morning and just go where the wind took us.)
2. No feeling guilty about spending money (Order that drink!)
3. No phones (except for these few pictures)


Halfway through our trip, Mr. S came up with a few more rules that I did not agree with:

4. No entering The Sexiest Man contest
5. No entering the belly-flop contest


He would have won. And, I would have some amazing pictures. I turned to alcohol to cope.


I definitely don’t see us becoming that couple who spends every vacation “cruising.” We have too many other places to explore! But for a honeymoon it was absolute perfection. I wouldn’t have changed a thing.



I’m sorry, I had to include one:


Who else LOVED their cruise?

Stayed tuned…our professional pics are back! Squirrel recaps are just around the corner!


Mrs. Squirrel

Tampa, FL
Wedding Date:
May 2013
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  1. Guest Icon Guest
    Jessica, Guest @ 3:42 pm

    Oh my gosh, we did!! We went on a cruise for our honeymoon and it was perfect! So glad to hear that y’all had a great time – looks like you did it right, girl! :-)

  2. mspony Member
    mspony 9265 posts, Buzzing Beekeeper @ 6:48 pm

    This sounds so relaxing and it looks like you had a great time!

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    krislynn_sd 72 posts, Worker bee @ 7:14 pm

    That looks amazing! :) FI and I are doing a cruise as well, and while I’m nervous about motion sickness (I get sick riding in the backseat of a car in town) I am all for relaxing and enjoying the warm air and water!

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    elibas 246 posts, Helper bee @ 6:19 am

    Love that necklace!

  5. mswaterfall Member
    Mrs. Waterfall 1403 posts, Bumble bee @ 7:20 am

    Glad you had fun! Those jumbo drinks look super yummy! Can’t wait for the squirrel recaps :)

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    roadtrip 803 posts, Busy bee @ 7:26 am

    We adore cruising–I love the feeling of being in a floating resort. So glad you enjoyed your honeymoon cruise and I 100% support your honeymoon rules (even the last ones Mr. Squirrel tacked on… maybe ESPECIALLY those, lol).

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    mssquirrel 276 posts, Helper bee @ 7:40 am

    @Mrs. Genie: @spotted_giraffe: The shades were SUPER cheap from Charming Charlies
    @Miss Road Trip: Haha so true, I swear I am not that trashy girl! What can I say…the alcohol got to me!!

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    msjackrabbit 1080 posts, Bumble bee @ 8:52 am

    Yay cruise!! I’m so excited about ours. Never thought I’d end up going on one, but it’s gonna be amaaaazing!

  9. graywolf Member
    graywolf 725 posts, Busy bee @ 10:37 am

    it looks like the trip was just what the dr ordered.

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    Mrs. Palm Tree 1122 posts, Bumble bee @ 8:46 am

    Mr. PT and I definitely want to cruise someday, one of the ones with multiple stops. I love that you and Mr. Squirrel had so much fun. :) Also love that it was ‘brainless’ – definitely what you need after wedding planning.

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