Last time, I talked about how Mr. Pug and I do not have the kind of wedding planning relationship that really involves him. Hehe. So what kind of relationship is it?
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Okay well, that’s not totally true. This is the type of conversation that typifies our wedding planning dynamic:
Scene #1: Evening of our Engagement Day, at Romantic Dinner
Me: So honey, I was thinking about some dates for the wedding…
He: [smile from face slowly disappears]
Me: It would be great to do it in the spring or fall…
He: [eyes space out, looks down]
Me: But I’m not sure if that would work with our schedules…
He: [starts to shrink in his seat, to the point where I have to look over far edge of table to see him]
Me: And should we get married in California or New York?
He: Can we stop talking about this? This is stressing me out.
Scene #2: The Day I Realize that We Are Going to Have a Formal Ceremony
Me: So originally we weren’t going to have a ceremony, because it’s such a pain in the ass.
Me: But the more I’ve talked about it with people and thought about it, I think it makes sense to do something. People like ceremonies, and it gives focus to the day.
Me: I didn’t want a formal ceremony, but now it seems like we’ll be having one.
Me: Honey, do you mind having a more formal…
He: [cutting me short] Whatever you want, honey [returns to internet surfing]
Scene #3: After I’ve Addressed the Wedding Envelopes but Before I’ve Made the Invitations, Mr. Pug Talking on Phone to His Mom
He: [on phone] Yeah, I think we’re inviting so-and-so. [to me] Honey are we inviting so-and-so?
Me: Yes, I’ve told you multiple times that we will do so once you give me their mailing address.
He: [on phone] Yep, the invitations are all ready to go. Miss Pug just finished them.
Me: [swiping him on the arm] What are you talking about? Those are empty envelopes sitting on the table. The invites aren’t even done—did you see me working on any invites lately? [pause] Hey, do you even know what our invite looks like?
I know I poke fun at the whole “collaboration”, but it’s because… well, it’s funny, in an archetypal/stereotypical bride-groom classic clash way. It doesn’t bother me (at least not yet), and in the meantime, this is what works for us. I make the decisions, tell him about it if I feel like it, and lucky for me—he’s been okay with every single thing.
Alright, let’s hear about some knock-down drag-out fights that y’all have had regarding the wedding! I’m kidding… okay fine, share a story about how you guys have worked well together.