I’m Doing a Loud Sigh Right About Now….

Sent from the hubs…

Mr. Ladybug: This is sooooooo true!
Yeah? And?

FINE – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES – If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING – This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine.”
GO AHEAD – This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH – This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
THAT’S OKAY – This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS – A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
WHATEVER – It’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU! Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

I read this and laughed out loud. Leave it to a man to write this shit down! I don’t have to see this… I already have it memorized! It’s like the male cheat sheet to survive in a relationship. “Dude, laminate this shit, keep it in your wallet. You will thank me later.” It’s funny, I can see myself laminating one for Mr. Ladybug and slipping it into his wallet.


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    YuMMie, Guest @ 12:41 pm

    This is soooo true! I have to send this to my HuNNie so he can understand me better =P Thanks!

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    C, Guest @ 2:58 pm

    hilarious. hahah. and so true…

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    K, Guest @ 3:31 pm

    LOL SO true!

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