Panty Line

No, I’m not talking about a cheesy late-night phone commercial, I’m talking about a really cute bridal or bachelorette party idea. I’m sure I’m not the only one on Weddingbee going to festivities for other brides, so I thought I’d share a gift idea I wish I’d come up with.

For my friend Krissi’s recent bachelorette party, her sister, Britt, found this really cute poem online:

I have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that I cannot hide

So for our little panty queen
I gathered up some twine
And put the panties in a row
To make a panty line.

Krissi, these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And Andrew will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know Andrew will shout, “Hooray!”
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They’re sexy and all lace
We hope you’ll leave your hotel room
‘Cause Costa Rica is such a gorgeous place!

On Valentine’s you’ll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
‘Cause Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you’ll face
Anniversary number one
With these you’ll surely have a blast
‘Cause leopard’s so much fun!

Then when the time is right for you
And don’t be saying, “Maybe”
You’ll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don’t worry – you’ll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive

When finally you’re old and gray
With these you can’t go wrong
‘Cuz sorry Krissi but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong

For each stanza of the poem she put the corresponding panty on the line.

Sorry the picture isn’t the best

From left to right she has Bridal Panties with a veil, a sexy black lacy pair, a sexy red lacy pair, a leopard print pair, the pink or blue pair, a cute pair that ties on the side, and a sassy ruffly pair by Honeydew. Britt said she found most of them at Fredrick’s and Nordstom Rack.

What are some cute shower gift ideas you’ve seen or used?


Mrs. French Bulldog

Orange County
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August 2009
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    FireFlyNad 113 posts, Blushing bee @ 7:47 pm

    I love the poem and idea, I will definitely have to use this one. We organized a Newlyweds (the tv show) game show for a co-ed bridal shower which was fun.

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    Lingerie, Guest @ 8:15 pm

    Great poem but I have a solution to the panty lines 🙂

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    zakruti, Guest @ 1:49 pm

    I like panty line on women!

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    Ooh-la-la!! | Journey to "i do", Guest @ 8:13 pm

    […] second game was the panty poem which has been featured on WB before by Mrs. French Bulldog and others!  I won’t write out the poem again as it’s […]

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    M.SRINIVAS. KUMAR, Guest @ 11:53 pm

    now son of bitch Shankar bidari

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    M.SRINIVAS. KUMAR, Guest @ 11:22 pm

    my own mother name called s.nagamani now she is not willing to give towel for me

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    M.SRINIVAS. KUMAR, Guest @ 4:48 am

    now i need help from barrack Obama’s travel seat

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