The Boas Are Slithering into the Hive

It went down a little like this.

*Ding*Ding*Ding* Flu-stricken me is awoken from an afternoon nap by the annoying sound of my cell phone’s new email alert. I groggily open the email—it’s from Pengy and I immediately think, “Finally, my rejection email!” But once I start reading “and think you’d be a great addition to the Weddingbee…”


Jumps out of bed (completely ignoring the protesting joints and bones), runs down the stairs, and screams “I’m a bee!” into the kitchen to Mami Boa and Lil Boa (my mom and lil sis/MOH). Both being aware of my Weddingbee addiction and post-blogger-application-sending anxiety, they gave me big hugs and said their congratulations. I ran back upstairs to text everyone who knew I had applied (a grand total of three people) and got my FI’s reply back in three seconds: “Awesome, who do I get to be?”

Well, you get to be Mr. Boa Constrictor (in desperate need of a nickname, though…Mr. B, Mr. Boa, Mr. BC, Mr. Anaconda or Python…any other ideas?).


Aren’t we just the cutest?

And who exactly are the Boa Constrictors? We’re fun-loving college sweethearts who met at the start of freshman year, when we were both chosen to be part of leadership training program for freshmen. We spent quite a lot of time together working for the program and quickly became BFFs. Our freshman year passed in a flurry of activities, finals, and late-night study sessions. We spent the summer after freshman year apart, during which time I realized how much I missed him and how huge a part of my life he had become. Once sophomore year rolled along, we were spending every possible second together, soon pushing our friendship out into romance zone, and it’s been Disney-movie-worthy bliss ever since!


The Boas their freshman year of college

We were born and raised on opposite sides of the island of Puerto Rico (I’m the country nut; he’s the city boy) about three hours from each other. For some strange reason I enjoy learning (about anything, but especially psychology or genetics related stuff) most of all, food and eating following at a close second. Occasionally I geek out by watching Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter Extended Edition movie marathons, or by spending hours playing God of War on the PS3. I watch way more TV than is healthy and have even enthused a non-TV-watching Mr. Boa to share in my adoration of Spartacus, White Collar and Revenge. Mr. Boa prefers to spend his free time plotting world domination, building impossible Lego structures, and being the incredible sweetie pie that he is. He’s organized to a T, wicked smart, and an old-school gentlemen (he still opens the car door for me every single time—it kinda drives me nuts sometimes), while I’m known to family and friends as a semi-nerd who talks way too loud and must be kept away from anything breakable or uninsured. (My reputation as a klutz is EPIC.)


We heart traveling. 🙂

How did I choose Boa Constrictor? I knew I wanted an anthropomorphized icon (I just really wanted it to have eyes) so it would definitely be a woodland creature, but there were only a few left and none immediately spoke to me. I did what any organized type-A girl would do—I opened up a new Excel sheet to evaluate the designs (true story). Early in this process one icon really stuck out to me. It reminds me of my unexplainable love for all thing Britney Spears (2001 VMAs anyone?), it’s a huge outlet for my Harry Potter obsession (I HATE Slytherin), and while doing research on the scientific species of the remaining woodland creatures (HUGE NERD ALERT) I realized it’s only found in Latin America just like me! Fate, I tell you!

The Boas are planning a super-low-budget morning wedding for close friends and family (I was raised across the street from eight cousins, four aunts, five uncles, and one set of grandparents—just a taste of my HUGE and close-knit family) with some Latin flair and a lot of love. Along with all this wedding planning, we will also be in our last semester of college, planning our honeymoon, graduating college, starting new jobs, and doing our first cross-country move. I’ll be one busy little bee, just the way I like it!

*All pictures personal*


Mrs. Boa Constrictor

July 2
Isabela, Puerto Rico
Wedding Date:
May 2012
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    olioliwoo, Guest @ 10:05 pm

    @Miss Boa Constrictor: Both 🙂 My boyfriend’s family lives there, mostly in Vega Baja and Mayaguez. We’ve been together for almost five years, so I now consider them to be my family too (even if it isn’t official yet). I’ve been able to vacation there twice now and I adore the beaches. My favorites are Playa Sucia, Los Tubos, and Rincon.

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    funnelcake 1171 posts, Bumble bee @ 10:42 am

    OMG, I’m a couple days late… but love your opening! Mr. FC calls his mom “Mami” too! 😀

    So happy to have you here! 🙂

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    avocado 1538 posts, Bumble bee @ 11:15 am

    I’m in the middle of “When I Was Puerto Rican” by Esmeralda Santiago, which I’m really loving. I’m fascinated by the history and the culture that she describes and I admit, I really want to come visit now. I’m looking forward to reading more about your wedding 🙂

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    luli29 3500 posts, Sugar bee @ 6:18 pm

    I’m catching up on new bees now…congrats! I’m so excited to see a fellow latina!

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    StarryEyedStranger 79 posts, Worker bee @ 7:19 pm

    Aaah! It’s so exciting to have you here! I’m a fellow Puerto Rican geek with a long-term college sweetheart and I can’t wait to see all you have in store! I know I’m late to the nickname suggestion party, but I have to share how much I love the sound of “Señor Boa”. 😉

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