Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Due to the fact that most of my girlies are coming in from out of town, I decided to take the reins and plan my own bachelorette party. I used to work at a local nightclub, so I’m pretty familiar with the club/bar scene in Atlanta. I have an idea of how I’d like the night to go, so I wasted no time at all in creating an event on Facebook and inviting all my girlfriends! Below is the tentative itinerary that I sent to my guests:

6:00 PM ”“ Hopefully most of you will have made it to Atlanta at this point. We’ll get things started at my house with some LIGHT drinks, a scintillating game of “Pin the Junk on the Hunk,” and dinner. I’m thinking weenie linguini with a cream sauce”¦

9:00 PM ”“ By now, we should all be looking fabulous for a night out on the town. Together, this posse of sexy thangs will head to Coronet Club and/or Bliss All Nude Male Revue via taxi to feast our eyes on the marvel that is the male physique. Penis headbands strongly encouraged.

10:30 PM ”“ Now we bid our new-found nakie friends a fond farewell before hailing a taxi to take us to Midtown where all hell will surely break loose as we visit our favorite haunts: Tongue and Groove, Opera, etc.

3:00 AM ”“ Taxi back to home base where we will nurse our hangovers and wear our melted-mascara raccoon eyes like a badge of honor.

Important information to keep handy:

REJECTION HOTLINE NUMBERS: “Created in 2001, The Rejection Hotline is a fake phone number you can give out instead of your real number. Callers hear our humorous Rejection Hotline message and are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest.” ”“

(404) 260-1318 – Atlanta
(678) 926-2362 – Atlanta
(912) 754-5588 

I know a lot of people have mixed feelings about bachelor/bachelorette parties, but I think that it’s all in good fun. The male strip club is more of a joke, really, because””let’s be honest, ladies””the sight of a naked grown man gyrating and thrusting on a stage is pretty hilarious and far from sexy.

I asked Mr. U what he’d be doing for his bachelor party and was amused to learn that he and his groomsmen will be going to the grownup version of Chuck E. Cheese. Hey, if my man says he would rather go play skeeball and arcade games than go to a strip club, I certainly won’t complain.

Whatcha think, hive? What did you do for your bachelorette party, if you had one? If not, what do you think of bachelorette/bachelor parties?


Mrs. Unicorn

Atlanta, Georgia
Wedding Date:
September 2012
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  1. Member
    pinkmoon 10748 posts, Sugar Beekeeper @ 5:58 pm

    Your itinerary is AWESOME!

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    FutureMrsSpencer 526 posts, Busy bee @ 6:10 pm

    Sounds like you will have a blast!!! My bridesmaids are planning my bachelorette party and I know nothing. My sister/moh told me that she alone is planning the bridal shower because planning the bachelorette party with 4 other women is stressful enough. It is secretly driving me crazy not having my hands in on it but… I am blessed to have such a sister to take on these tasks.

  3. sword Bee
    sword 1029 posts, Bumble bee @ 6:41 pm

    Good work planning it! You ladies are gonna have a blast!

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    mzjynxie 786 posts, Busy bee @ 9:53 pm

    Sounds fun and very interesting, i’m not a fan particularly…but my guy can so whatever he wants. I’ll just stick with a shower. 🙂

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    Future Army Wife 2213 posts, Buzzing bee @ 6:29 pm

    If we had a Dave and Busters’ in the area, I would’ve loved that for my bachelorette, haha.

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    jacofblues 1468 posts, Bumble bee @ 8:27 pm

    sounds like some raunchy fun!!!!!!

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    msfairy 976 posts, Busy bee @ 4:25 am

    Haha I love all of it!! And the weenie linguini lol. I had one bachelorette w/ friends from my hometown which was a heavenly spa day and I have one this weekend in NYC where we will be touring the harbor on a yacht (no we don’t have that kind of money, just very lucky to have a great connection) and hitting up some tapas and nightlife 🙂

  8. coyote Bee
    coyote 2051 posts, Buzzing bee @ 10:08 am

    Ahhhhahaha, this sounds like so much fun Miss Unicorn!!

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