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[1] I cannot whistle. At all.

[2] I don’t like eating certain foods because you have to use your hands, and they’re greasy or messy. In other words, I’m lazy. For example, fried chicken, El Pollo Loco or any other build-your-own fajita type things (even if utensils are provided), etc. But then I don’t mind eating Ethiopian, Indian, or Thai sticky rice + accompaniments with my hands. OK, never mind. I guess I don’t mind for food that is yummy enough to merit getting my hands dirty.

[3] I used to eat sticks of butter when I was very young. I mentioned this to a handful of people in college, and now the entire East Coast knows.

[4] I pet our super smooth, ultra white paper at the office. It’s so smooth and soft! Like a baby’s butt. OK, maybe not, but you get the idea.

[5] I always eat my blue m&m’s, brown reese’s pieces, and red skittles last.

[6] Really spicy salsa mixed with sour cream knocks my socks off, even if it looks like throw up.

Hmm… 4 of 6 are about food, but of course.

1. I am 25 and have never been drunk in my life. I do not drink, have not taken any drugs with the exception of medicine (which I never really take as well).

2. I am allergic to calamari. I did not find this out until last year.

3. I can’t fold my tongue into a taco like everyone else in the whole entire world. I believe BOTH your parents have to not be able to do this trait in order for you not to be able to. So sad…..

4. I have a butt fetish. I like to smack people on the butt. Even people I hardly know. I can’t help it. One day, someone will get terribly offended and I’ll have a sexual harassment law suit on my hands.

5. I can cry waterworks on command. It scares the hell out of my friends who insist that there’s no way I’m faking and try to get me to talk about my feelings for an hour.

6. I have clothes in my closet ranging from size 0 to 11. Yes, I have been both those sizes and everything in between.

Wow…..random……I love it!

Since you guys think I’m hella cool haha, and want to know more…

Six Weird Things About Me:

1.) My first and last names are colors - also the character of a children’s series. In fact, the character even has the same MIDDLE name. Spooky.

2.) I used to eat dirt - a lot. And yes, I liked it. I was a vegetarian, I needed MINERALS, man.

3.) I can touch my tongue to my nose, sometimes it makes my jaw hurt. Despite what you may think, no, it isn’t attractive.

4.) I had cataracts in both eyes at 19/20 years old. I had to wear the super cool black mega sunglasses. And I mean that sarcastically.

5.) I had a tail. Just kidding! I only have one dimple. It’s in my right cheek and the bane of my existence.

6.) My high school nickname (not chosen by me) was “Knobs”. Guess what that means. At least they were more creative than using “Jugs”. Like Miss Strawberry, I was also teased in junior high for being flatchested. I guess they forget easily.

That’s Kiwi in a nutshell!

#1 I love Neil Diamond.

#2. I don’t like confrontation, but I’m good at it.

#3 I was teased for being flat chested in fifth grade. I now wear a D cup. Sometimes, I want to go back to those kids and be like..now what. Yeah. That’s right.

#4 I never fill up my gas tank all the way. I hate waiting for it to fill.

#5 I can do voices. Lots of them. Oh, and I still make prank phone calls.

#6 When I used to babysit and play board games with the kid, I would cheat.

This little poll has been making the circuit around blogs the past couple of months. I thought it’d be a fun thing for the bees to do since we seldom talk about nonwedding related topics, and it’ll give you guys a chance to learn some fun tidbits about us.

I’ll start!

1. I was a blonde baby. People in Korea thought that I was adopted. Even up til high school people refused to believe that I was full Korean and thought I was half-white.

2. I beat all my friend’s moms in arm wrestling.

3. I like to pick things up with my feet. And pinch people with my toes too. My aunt curses the day I taught my 5 year old cousin this talent.

4. My parents never bought me a barbie doll so I used water balloons as dolls. I would twist them so they’d have a head and a body. But sometimes they would pop. That would make me sad.

5. My second toe is longer than the first one.

6. I don’t really like sweets. Or chocolate for that matter.

Now tell us a random/weird thing about you!

I’ve been sick this whole week. Although being an insomniac, four nights of nyquil induced slumber (god bless nyquil) has afforded me some of the best sleep I’ve had in a long time. I’m having some friends over for dinner tonight (read: cooking and cleaning), and another friend over for dinner tomorrow (read: more cooking), then I’m leaving for Miss Butterfly’s bachelorette party in Atlantic City this weekend. I love to entertain though, so it’s actually a treat.

Sorry for my rambly-ness, but the point of this entry was to tell you the story of how Miss Butterfly and I met because it’s a pretty great one.

It was November 2003. I was in New York on vacation, and Miss Butterfly, two other girls and I decided to have dinner together. We all “knew” each other for years through our personal blogs, but this was the first time all of us were meeting. (I also met Mr. Bee for the first time the following night). Miss Butterfly and I subsequently became friends and hung out all the time once I moved to New York the following August.

Fast forward one year to Christmas 2004. Mr. Bee and I were now engaged and I had moved to New York from Los Angeles. Miss Butterfly was visiting her parents in Houston and called me on Christmas evening.

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