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From Postsecret - A site where you mail in anonymous secrets on postcards that are published every Sunday.

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From the groom and groomsmen’s perspectives.

The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.
“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.”
She looked down at his shoes and said: “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: “There’s no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?”
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: “Not this time!”

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Because Pachelbel’s Canon in D is one of the most popular wedding songs, we featured funtwo’s rock version in the past. Mr. Bee just sent me this link of comedian Rob Paravonian’s rant about Pachelbel’s Canon in D and it’s hilarious! You gotta watch it.

“For the modern modern couple or the angry angry ex.” $60 at Fancy Jewels

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From ForeverWed:

What Exactly Is Marriage??
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“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, AGE 6

“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.’ Then she says yes, but she’s wondering what the thing is and whether it’s naughty or not. She can’t wait to find out.” -Anita, AGE 9

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Then why didn’t you send me a message via myspace.com?! Check out this weirdness.

I barely login to myspace.com, maybe every few months or so when someone adds me to their network. Anyway, I checked in not too long ago and found the following message in my inbox:

How odd is this craziness? Maybe it’s just spam, but it was pretty specific. I certainly didn’t have any wedding info on my myspace page. Has anyone else seen this kind of wedding bizareness?

How I wish I could have left her email address on here-it matched the mesasge perfectly.

This is an oldie but a goodie and makes all my vendor worries disappear. (For the moment!)

Anytime a bridesmaid starts to hassle you over your dress selection, refer them to this website and remind them of how bad things could really be.

UglyDress.com - Bridesmaid Dresses from Hell