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Mr. Monkey, New York Age and Occupation: 27, Internet Wedding Date: September 2007
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Wife Tactics

September 26th, 2007 @ 10:32 am by Mr. Monkey

So it’s inevitable that I would share some adventures in marriageland….little personal stories (that I affectionately call “wife tactics”) that I hope will help future husbands to better prepare themselves for a healthier and more fun marriage.

But before I go on, I must first put up the disclaimer:

My wife is the most wonderful person in the world. There is no one else like her. In no way is this post supposed to be mean in any way.  And I hope to never sleep on the couch, especially for this. Thank you.

Ok - with that out of the way - future men, today I will share about the weapon of mass destruction: NAIL POLISH.

That’s right folks - nail polish. This clever device is used by wives in a very cunning way. First of all, if you ever hang out with the XX chromosome possessor, you’ll notice that when they use nail polish they immediately fill the room with noxious fumes.

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